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| Twist - Round 159
Here are the best punchlines of Round 159 of the Twist Cartoon Competition. The idea was written by Don Rae. | The winning punchline was written by MindMelda. Read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all Toon Zone competitions!
|  Twister Sister
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| You three are definitely NO Angels! | Mark
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| That's one way to permanently lose your halo. | Don Rae
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| You toss the halo away, and there's hell to pay! | mike
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| Good game, boys... you just won a one-way trip to hell! | Nan
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| Thou shalt not play with thy halo's! | Gspender
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| I thought I took care of this sort of thing after the Hoola-Hoop incident. | Gspender
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| Your only material possession, and look how you treat it. | MindMelda
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| That's gonna get you 12 weeks of harp-polishing duty,fellas! | Cordavin Lon
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| "Go to your doom, er, room!" | Cordavin Lon
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| "You're GROUNDED!!" | Cordavin Lon
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| "Get an afterlife!" | JeffQuest
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| Gambling!?! OOO... That's gonna cost ya! | connie
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| When I said it was time to play, I meant play your harp! | Frank Hyam
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| It's he without sin who cast the first one. | Griffin
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| Oh the upper management are going to love this. | Griffin
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| The boys up stairs challenge you to a match! | MJ
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| You know that's the only thing that stops you falling through the cloud, don't you? | MindMelda
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| Just wait til your Father gets home! | 24/7
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| Hoopless - the lot of you! | connie
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| He giveth, and he can take it away! | David D
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| You know if you miss you have to go down and get it yourself! | andy
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| well it looks as though I found my potato peelers | Nan
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| Next time it will be Angel toss! | Seeker
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| Peter to transport. 3 to send down. | Brian
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| Speaking of gettting thrown downward... | Brian
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| Apparently, some of us have forgotten about the dress code. | CollegeGal98
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| Being in Heaven is not all fun and games...You of all angels should know that ! | Madred
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| All my way up to heaven I was wondering what shiny thing hit my head and killed me! | Quip
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| If you're bored here, I know a place that's really HOT! | Quip
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| Rule 3-- Violation of the dress code! I'm telling! | Quip
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| Ahem...the big guy wants to see you. | gD
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| Watch out or you're gonna fall, Satan, Beelzebub and Lucifer!! | MindMelda
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| You think we give those to just anybody? | Meir A.
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| Halo, Halo, Halo... what's going on ! | Nan
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| Thank your heavenly halo's it's only me! | Nan
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| Would you like to lose the wings too? | Bobby
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| Alright, you've had your fun...back to harp practice now. | Maria Spano
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| Angels! Your heavenly tea break was over an hour ago....get back to work!! | |
| Round 158 | Round 160 |
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