Twist - Round 158


		Twist - Round 158
Here are the best punchlines of Round 158 of the Twist Cartoon Competition. The idea was written by sexzangel. The winning punchline was written by Rerwom. Read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all Toon Zone competitions!
Shane Vassar		When John's wife returned home, she didn't even have to ask...
connie		This job is easy! I dont understand what all the fuss is about.
Jim McNamara		The baby was OK. The dog, however, required several years of therapy.
Phantom Lord		Feed the baby, change the dog.... GOAL!!!
Mark		I knew I could do this without looking!
Mark		Soccer can lead to diaper disorder.
Mark		Goals only happen while diapering.
MindMelda		And he scores! Here Rover, bring me the remote!
Seeker		Realizing this was only the highlights of last season, Rover began to dread the start of the World Championship.
Jodocus		Ha, this "mommy" stuff is a breeze.
Cordavin Lon		The worst part is that the dog was better-behaved.
Cordavin Lon		The father's attentiveness to duty was questionable.
connie		The new baby changed the dogs outlook on life!
connie		Dad wondered why the baby nevered wanted his bottle during soccer games!
connie		As John realized he diapered the dog, he heard a voice say " hi honey, im home!!"
kit		Nothing can distract a true football supporter from the game
Madred		It was a great victory for his favorite club, but a personal defeat when his wife came home.
Madred		Next time she agreed to a professional baby-sitter.
connie		The dog was finally begining to like having a new baby around!
Nan		Babysitting can be ruff!
Lordy		Rover knew he was Eds best friend but now he felt part of the family.
MindMelda		The next day, the sports channel was canceled by Bob's wife.
Nan		Why there are Day Care Centers....
RealmMan		Sparky would have alerted his master of his mistake, but he really kind of enjoyed the attention.
derek		Why junior grew up to be a Burger King Manager!
Mark		Warning: Soccer can cause parental impairment.
Mark		Another sports related disaster!
Mark		Don't soccer and diaper!
connie		Man, those soccer players are so bad! They couldnt even diaper a baby!!!
CatsPaw		Mother was upset at first, until she realized that the dog was nearly potty trained and baby's hair had never been more silky.
connie		The dog no longer resented the baby!
connie		Mom will be mad when she finds out the baby has spoiled his dinner!
connie		Baby learns at a early age, when sports are on, you can do anything!
evay		John couldn't believe how cooperative Benjamin was being about the diaper change, but he didn't think Rover liked the new dog food that much.
Joona Palaste		Soccer and family don't mix.
Shlamko		This is not the goal of diaper change.
MindMelda		Rover wondered if he should next teach Junior to drink from the toilet.
MindMelda		Rover knew his life of luxury was only going to last til the championship playoffs.
MindMelda		When his wife came home, John knew he'd have to explain the baby's doggy breath.
kit		An easy alternative to house-training dogs.
Colin		Fido never went in the house again, but it took months to stop Junior from eating only dog food.
EnchanteR		Mother soon learnt not to leave Father alone with the baby during soccer time.

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