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Twist - Round 157

Here are the best punchlines of Round 157 of the Twist Cartoon Competition. The idea was written by Alejandro Lee.

The winning punchline was written by Lordy. Read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all Toon Zone competitions!
Twist Competition

Seeker A small push for a man, a giant leap for evolution

Seeker I told you they'd be curious about that red button

Mark I'm the top roach now!

Mark You said you wanted your food microwaved!

mellissa sorrell we are here for eternity. ain't life grand.

Ebdug "At least they figured out how to get rid of themselves."

Lewis Sheila soon regretted the line "Only if you were the last cockroach on earth"

Bruce Adam and Eve (post apocalypse)

Maria Spano I think "human free day" will become a national holiday!

connie You ask for the world babe! Now its yours.

connie Its my gift to you, the world.

Avenger CO Now WE rule!

Phoenix Ah - looks like it's our turn to rule the world...

Jessi-Lynne Just bask in the afterglow.........

Lordy Its for the best - they were too ugly to survive anyway.

connie No matter how hard the humans try, they cant get rid of us!!

Avenger CO It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!

Brian A toast to Eddie, who selflessly stood on The Button until someone swatted him.

Brian I'm not upset. They kinda bugged me.

Shlamko The roaches' big-bang

Griffin This armoured shell's better than three million block sunscreen.

MindMelda Y2K bug, my thorax!

MindMelda We won't be seeing those pests again!

Sean Guess we'll be running things!

TJD At last! I knew our day would come.

Lynda Reese The humans just don't understand how well we'll survive this!

Lordy And they weren`t afriad of the Millenium bug!

Lordy Well - at least they went with a bang.

Tom Hyde Catching some rays.

MindMelda I'm King of the World!

Brian Eventually, the superior species prevails.

Brian Earth sounds so ugly. Let's rename the planet... Roachtopia.

Brian I guess somebody finally called the exterminator.

MindMelda I'm just gonna lay back a catch a few gamma rays.

Rik That's one mighty man-repellant!

The Great Wizzard "They won't bug us any longer."

Shlamko A little tan never hurt anyone!

EnchanteR Darn, You won the bet, I thought they'd last longer

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