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| Twist - Round 136
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 136 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. |  connie
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| Hey, it beats that beehive hair doo he was wearing last week! | The Chia Rhino
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| Ralph tried out his new elvis impersionation, but it didn't fly. | Cyber-Garfield
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| Ignore him, just remember, the balder, the better | Ilta
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| I wish he'd stop playing with his food. | connie
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| Some people will do anything to get attention! | Kerryn Finger
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| Do you think he's trying to change us to "hairy eagle"? | Cookie8
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| Oh my God Bev, have you seen that new guy in town. He's such a hawk wannabe!!! | Riff
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| "Bob's having a mid-flight crisis." | Quip
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| I can't WAIT for molting season.... | Shlamko
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| Somewhere on the rockies a new species of bird was found... The Hairy Eagle! | evay
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| "Ever since he was photographed for that stamp, he's been impossible to live with." | evay
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| "Oh, look, if it isn't God's gift to eagles." | RainStrom
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| They'll never call me "Baldy" again! | connie
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| I know I shouldnt have told him he has a few gray feathers. | connie
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| Its my fault. He ask me out, I said grow hair and then we'll talk. | connie
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| I cant put my finger on it, but there seems to be something different about Earl. | connie
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| If he really want to impress us, he should lay an egg. | connie
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| I think he is having an identity crisis. | connie
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| Who does he think he's kidding? We both know he still a bald eagle underneath that piece of rug! | connie
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| He needs to get a life! Bald is better! | connie
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| Last week it was an afro, this week the Elvis look, whats next? | meggy eel
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| When did Maurice start wearing a ferret? | meggy eel
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| Well, it's better than a comb-over, right? | youngstallion23
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| (Female eagle) "...And here we have the majestic-'American' bald eagle-starving for attention as usual!" | Mark Gallagher
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| Not even the magnificent Bald Eagle is safe from the midlife-crisis | Joona Palaste
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| What happens when great predators go to show business. | gD
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| The 'King' of rock and air | sHolmes
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| That's the last time we order roadkill | Terror Teen
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| Gym Quirk's alter eagle. | Zax
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| He is so self-concious abut the species name. | Brett
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| Don't you just wish it wouold fall off in full flight? | chris
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| He'll be flying solo for a while! | Cyber-Garfield
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| What he doesn't know is I go for Bald eagles | Mark
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| Should we tell him the photographer already left? | Mark
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| Rapph, finish your lunch. Don't wear it! | Artimus
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| You know it's mating season when... | chucky
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| Isn't he extinct yet? | Brian
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| No wonder we're an endangered species! | Brian
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| I wish he'd just dye his feathers. | Namgubed the Merry Elf
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| Honestly, I don't know whom he's trying to fool with that thing. | The Moaning Jedi
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| He's nice, but a bit of a poser. | FCCM
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| Don't look now, but you have something on your head. | jshap999
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| I'm telling you it's a rug. | jshap999
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| Eagle Presley | Strike Falcon
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| Oh look, Fran. It's Dick Cluck! | Daki
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| Baldly going when no bird has gone before. | Molokov
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| The endangered toupeed eagle | Rik
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| I think I'll just stick with the wax lips. | Gevskot
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| He must have joined the hair club for bald eagles... | |
| Round 135 | Round 137 |
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