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| Twist - Round 134
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 134 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. |  Anne
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| After the Behind The Scenes tour, Jimmy never ate Fairy Floss again. | Anne
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| Entry-level jobs for fairies | 1LT Harrison
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| And he wondered why it rotted his teeth. | connie
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| Over flossed and under paid! | Izzy
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| It may have been in-efficent, but those Faries sure had clean teeth! | FD
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| Why fairy floss causes tooth decay. | FD
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| And cotton candy is made with recycled T-shirts. | FD
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| Dentists and concession stands. Not a good mix. | FD
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| And another urban legend begins. | FD
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| When truth in advertising goes too far | connie
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| When freshness counts. | chris
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| Of course, even the Tooth Fairys needed help with oral hygiene! | Mark
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| Tinkerbell's first job. | Mark
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| Unfortunately, human flossing does not turn out as well. | Mark
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| Recommended by the United Dentists Association. | Eslington
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| Little timmy smiled at the faries, unaware of the hideous price he was about to pay... | Detta
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| Little Billy didn't realize the meaning behind "All-Natural" Fairy Floss. | Joe, Lord of the home P.C.
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| Little did Billy know, Even the tooth fairies diden't keep good dental hygene. | lizzyc
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| No one knew they were getting the real thing | Mark
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| Tastes great! Less filling! Environment friendly! | Mark
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| Why the production process is usually done indoors, and out of sight. | Mark
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| When recycling goes too far... | Gemini
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| Ever since people started using toothpaste, fairies have found a new line of work. | Pointless Albatross
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| The guys in health and safety are gonna LOVE this | meggy eel
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| 'Spun sugar' my blue eye! | gurglesplat
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| Ever wondered why they collect teeth? | mgeoffrey
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| Fairy Floss Sweeat Shop | jshap999
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| The occasional clap was all that Peter needed to keep his workers happy. | Shlamko
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| So there's a reasson why it always sticks to your teeth! | Joona Palaste
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| At least this isn't a marketing scam. | joanna baker
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| nature's purest food | connie
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| All natural, home grown fairy floss! | 8 of 12
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| The reason you never see it in production. | JC
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| Where fairy floss really comes from. | |
| Round 133 | Round 135 |
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