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| Twist - Round 132
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 132 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. |  Brett
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| Don't you just want to kill the next person who asks you that question? | 1LT Harrison
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| I don't know why we do it, but at least now we're safe doing it. | 24/7
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| The huge increase in automobile use caused the chickens to adopt a new strategy | Sam Peirce
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| This still doesn't answer the question of why. | Anne
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| So why are YOU crossing? | connie
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| When I grow up, I want to help chickens cross the road t00! | Joe, lord of the home PC
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| Finally, we can sue when we're hit. | chucky
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| is this some kind of a joke | the peacesayer
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| Thanks to you a chicken can cross the road. | Richard Willis
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| "Doesn't it just seem too predictable now?" | Richard Willis
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| Chicken Road Crossing Enabler | Namgubed the Merry Elf
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| Despite an established regular occurence of this phenomenon, the mystery still remains. | redshirt ensign noname
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| after the unfortunate incident with chicken little, the government finally stepped in | 8 of 12
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| The modernised version of the classic joke was never as popular. | Rik
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| Chicks dig the uniform. | Don Hansen
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| This jokes getting old! my feet are tired! | Maria Spano
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| I get it! Why did the chicken cross the road ... brilliant | lizzyc
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| Can you tell me how to get to the other side? | CDR Soen
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| The crosswalk was instated after the first unfortunate incident. | CrazyLady
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| Ever since Martha got hit... | Shel McDonald
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| I'll bet you're getting tired of people asking you why we're crossing the road. | Steven Chicken (no joke!)
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| You heard of zebra crossings, so... | Mark
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| You are one brave chicken. | RainStrom
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| SevNews; we don't just tell WHY, but where, when, who, and how often! | Mark
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| The chicken lobby finally pays off. | Mark
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| We should have thought of this years ago. | littlestar
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| Henrietta sighed. What a terrible job! The uniform was ghastly and the pay, poultry... | Gevskot
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| Chickens no longer need a reason to cross the road... | littlestar
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| So....why are we crossing this thing, anyway? | Scarlet Vandal
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| HOW the chicken crossed the road. | |
| Round 131 | Round 133 |
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