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| The Pits - Round 128
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 128 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. |  | Dave C. | What if she laughs in my face?| Muffy |
| I have to tell her now. Dead men don't lie. | Mark |
| Red Alert! | Muffy |
| My heart just stopped | The Moaning Jedi |
| If you need me I'll be in France. | Muffy |
| I'm not the man anymore. You can be the man. | Muffy |
| The're coming to take me away... | Muffy |
| I thought you couldn't experience pain in nightmares. | Muffy |
| And I thought that it couldn't get any worse! | Muffy |
| Knife or gun? Which is quicker? | Muffy |
| Why can't something bad happen to you for once? | Cinga |
| How quickly one's convictions can change! | Mike McCormick |
| Tell her I'm engaged to Raoul! | Matt |
| Quick someone tell me what to say! | lizzyc |
| More practice, more practice!!!! | Chris |
| I just swallowed my braces. | Erin |
| How about some more practice? You play me, and I hide in the closet. | connie |
| Let her in quick, im about to lose my nerve! | connie |
| Wayne, Lance, the time has come! Just remember, I love you guys! | connie |
| How can you smile at a time like this ! | connie |
| Lance look and see if Raoul is with her! | Mosaic |
| Cover me, I goin' down the fire escape! | Mosaic |
| I the wimp! | Mosaic |
| Maybe I can slip a note under the door... | connie |
| Tell her to go home, Im sending her an E Mail! | connie |
| No, no, I want to practice again! | G.B.A |
| I forgot my name! Help me! | G.B.A |
| Did anybody order a takeout? | G.B.A |
| Is it normal to see black dots everywhere? | G.B.A |
| You do it. She won't tell the difference! | Ilta |
| Um, Lance, can you be me? | Namgubed the Merry Elf |
| Clean underwear, STAT!! | Namgubed the Merry Elf |
| B-but not in person!! | Rik - I do, I really really do! |
| I hate these soap opera plot twists! | Nintendo Guru |
| Wayne, you be me! I'll be hiding! | Nintendo Guru |
| Tell her I love her ... I'll be under the bed! | Nurse Edna |
| I love you? ... I LOVE you? ... I love YOU? | Muffy |
| Which window is the fire escape again? | Muffy |
| What? I haven't perfected my speech yet! | Muffy |
| This is not happening. I'm dreaming. This is a bad dream. | Muffy |
| Please tell me you're joking. | Muffy |
| I'm not ready! I was joking before. Really guys! | Muffy |
| I was thinking over the phone! It's easier to handle rejection that way. | Muffy |
| I think I'm going to faint. | Muffy |
| Stall her while I hide. | Muffy |
| I think I need to practice some more. | Don Rae |
| Where can I hide!? | Muffy |
| Tell her I'm dead.. Cause I will be soon. | Muffy |
| I can't do this!!! I was talking crazy talk! | JC |
| Tell her I'm out of the country! | | ||||
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