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| Twist - Round 127
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 127 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. |  Unka Woofie
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| The wrong way to order womb service. | Maddog
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| Tyson starts his two careers of boxing and female abuse | Gemini
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| Sev finally finds the reason why pregnant women always need to pee | Phil "RealmMan" Capps
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| "The ultrasound results are back, Mrs. Balboa..." | Brett
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| Wendy finally realized why the x-rays showed a bruised kidney | Cordavin Lon
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| "Frequent visits to the bathroom during pregnancy linked to Tysonitis in toddlers." | Deej
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| One more good smack then hang on for the ride! | Cuddles
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| Go ahead. Ground me. See if I care. | Cuddles
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| The final word in juvenile delinquency. | Kerryn Finger
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| I'm HERE won't anyone answer me? | _BHG_CRADOSSK
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| Preperation for their older brother | Quip
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| George Foreman-- the early years! | Quip
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| Junior later wondered about his frequent spankings. | Quip
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| Actually, champions are made, and THEN born. | Quip
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| The roots of domestic violence precede original estimates. | connie
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| This is what happens when babies are tired of the same old scenery! | connie
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| How babies let you know that nap time is over! | Tom Hyde
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| Most babies kick, but little Mikey Tyson punches. | connie
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| Quick.........drum roll please! | Maria Spano
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| This is for the cramped accommodation! | Mike
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| Star Wars 1/2: The Fetal Menace | Rik
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| Junior would soon find out what the penalty was for punching below the girdle. | littlestar
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| ...and I'm going to continue until she stops listening to that AWFUL relaxation music! | Brett
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| Wendy wondered why she had to go to the washroom so often | Czarna
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| How babies call for roomservice. | Muffy
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| How Pro Wrestlers get their start | Muffy
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| I'm gonna be the buffest baby ever! | Muffy
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| As soon as I'm born, I'm joining the wrestling team! | Mosaic
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| After nine months of hard training, the day finally came. | Namgubed the Merry Elf
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| Body blow! Body blow! Body blow! | Mark
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| George Foreman, the prenatal years. | Brian
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| Honey, I think the baby just kickboxed! | Brian
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| I'll fix that doctor if he tries to slap ME! | Brian
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| Proof that violence on TV effects young children. | Brian
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| Rocky VI : The Prequel | |
| Round 126 | Round 128 |
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