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| The Pits - Round 120
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 120 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. |  | 1LT Harrison | Are you interested in long distance savings?| G.B.A |
| I'm supposed to tell you how I feel... | Sam Peirce |
| Don't hurt me . . . | Sam Peirce |
| World 1, Herman nothing! | Mosaic |
| Uh, could you take a message? | risk one |
| Raoul as in big strong ex-boyfriend? | Colin |
| Not the same Raoul that Burger Girl had me pretend to be her husband to annoy at her reunion? Not that Raoul... right? | G.B.A |
| I'm Herman. That's HER-man! | G.B.A |
| What did you do with Burger Girl? | G.B.A |
| Watch your back, mister! | Namgubed the Merry Elf |
| Give Ma-- a hug for me, OK? | Ranger Zarkon |
| Would you like to participate in a survey? | Mitch Fenton |
| Sorry to interrupt you Raoul, could I speak to...oh I see...oh no, no problem at all, I'll call back when she's gets out of the shower, bye. | Sci Fi Girl |
| Hi Raoul, is my ex there?? | Jason |
| Looks like someone beat me to it! | Kevin |
| The # that dialed you is no longer in service. | connie |
| I want to speak to the lady of the house! | bob |
| Please leave your name and number after the beep. Beep | connie |
| Excuse me sir, I think i made a bad connection! | Rik |
| Hi Raoul. Could you please tell Burgergirl that I love her? Thanks. Bye! | AfG |
| Tell her I love her! | PsychoPat |
| Love you, bye! | Kane Slasher |
| Ehm, two burgers and a coke please. | Sam Peirce |
| Yes, this is Burger Girl's husband, remember me? | Sam Peirce |
| I'm deeply in love with you! | Riff |
| This is Herman Heisenberg. Is my wife there? | Riff |
| I love you. | Riff |
| Could you put the woman I love on, please? | Ilta |
| Um, is your refrigerator running? | Colin |
| Would you like to take a survey? | Colin |
| Sorry... I thought this was MovieLine | Colin |
| I'd like to order a pizza... | Catherine Carter |
| Wait..CCSSSHHHHH..I'm Breaking Up..CCSSHHHHHH!....'CLICK' | JC |
| Sorry, umm... wrong number! | | ||||
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