Twist - Round 118


		Twist - Round 118 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 118 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. Thanx goes to Don Rae who suggested the idea for this week's Twist cartoon. This week's winning punchline was written by Namgubed the Merry Elf. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions!

Mark		Ant bite your tongue?
essayg		Well whadya know! That ant CAN move a rubber tree plant.
BC		You'll have to floss after this.
connie		If you cant handle a hill, how you going to handle a mountain???
littlestar		Sometimes, being an anteater really sucks.
MJH		Just then, Jerry remembered the heimlich maneuver.
Terror Tot		After fasting for 3 days, Dan bit off more than he could suck.
Judy Klass		Those pregnant queens are too much, right?
angelwest		i hate allergy season
Gentilly Jr.		"I'm sorry I made you laugh while you were eating."
B'nawd		"You had to go out and get a snoot full."
The Moaning Jedi		It looked smaller down the hole!!!
Reggie		Today on the discovery channel... Anteaters and a golf course!
Namgubed the Merry Elf		Sorry, I'm all out of nasal spray.
ebdug		"I'd hate to be you when those sucka's start biting.'
Cinga		You're supposed to eat them, not sniff them.
Jeffrey MacHott		Oh for Sev's Sake!! Chew, THEN swallow!!
jshap999		Time to change the bag.
Rotiahn		What do you mean "The Grand-daddy-of-all-ants"?
CDR Soen		Fer cryin' out loud, Ernie, just spit 'em out!
Ted Jewell		How'd those ants get a water balloon up your snout?!
mgeoffrey		Moral: Always keep your snout clean.
Christopher		Yikes! You hit their septic system!
Tiberius		Golf courses are not the ideal hunting ground
The Chia Rhino		Oooh bummer, a hill of fire ants
connie		Wait here and i'll get the plunger.
connie		Dont bite off more than you can chew!
Pointless Albatross		Blocked sinuses can be tough for an anteater
Pointless Albatross		Things got really tough for the anteaters the day the ants discovered the art of boobytrapping
connie		Always sticking your nose where it does not belong!
connie		Didnt your mother tell you chew your food 29 times before the next bite!
connie		Hey George, I think I got a clogged drain.
Ilta		Eddie sucks up more than he can swallow.
Nintendo Guru		Do I have to perform snout-to-snout?
Nintendo Guru		I thought you had that narrow snout problem fixed!
Ben		I think you've had enough, Bob.
Nintendo Guru		That'll teach you not to sneeze inside the hill.
Nurse Edna		I tried to tell you, but you just HAD to eat the queen!
jdwiseman		I'd see a plastic surgeon about that.
jdwiseman		I told you that was a gopher hole.
Apple		Bob finds the ant's favorite practical joke-the Expanding Abdomen trick.
Apple		In anteaters, hairballs can be deadly.
Apple		The common cold is the leading cause of anteater death.
JC		That'll teach you to eat them all at once!

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