Twist - Round 114


		Twist - Round 114 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 114 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by The Night Phantom. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions!

The Night Phantom		Mad Mat: Beyond Undersole
The Night Phantom		Tales of local hospitality had been greatly exaggerated.
The Night Phantom		Moats, suburbia style
connie		After a night on the town with the boys, John felt tension as he neared his house.
Gentilly Jr.		The new, reversable doormats.
Gentilly Jr.		Frank suddenly remembered his anniversary.
ebdug		At the FBI's Witness Protection Program.
ebdug		It finally dawned on Maurice that maybe he shouldn't bother his friends on their wedding night.
ebdug		The Finley's loved their new computer operated doormat because they could tailor it to any visitor.
ebdug		Even with the relaxed dress code, the Jehova's Witness couldn't get a break.
Angu§ McLaren		Bad mattitude!
connie		This should keep away those unwanted cookie sellers!
connie		A simple reminder, dont forget Mothers Day!
bwahaha@kiva.net		Trouble in the Clinton White House
BC		The first defence of a criminal hide-out.
Andra		Mat rage!
Kane Slasher		Still, he wiped his feet on it.
Ronnie		Neil thought he'd just pop back home to find out why his lunch was wrapped in an interstate road map.
The Night Phantom		Security was indeed tight on the "Phantom Menace" set.
The Night Phantom		Frank wasn't sure this would keep the in-laws from coming, but he figured it was worth a shot.
redshirt ensign noname		After years of door to door salesmen, harold finally got up and did something.
flametop		What happens when doormats get their self esteem back.
The Night Phantom		Another burglary averted
The Night Phantom		Matt was tired of being trampled on.
Tiberius		Dang - another defective mat.
freilicher		Burger Girl rebuffs Herman's efforts
Ilta		John never seemed to pick up on his ex-girlfriend's subtle hints.
Chop		Also available: No tradesmen, hawkers or peddlars.
Jor		The new line in welcome mats was not so succesfull.
mneish		for the door to door salesman who doesn't get the hint
Christopher		Modern "Dear John" letter
Tiberius		Tom had troden in dog poo one too many times for the doormat
flametop		Bob discovers why everyone is mad at him...
flametop		When welcome mats go bad...
Trubble		Emotional Mats
Blanchard		The new "Anti ex boyfriend doormat" available from all good security stores.
Kane Slasher		So he walked through the door into the labyrinth and was never heard of again.
Kai Leigh		Fred finally realised he wasn't welcome
Brian		If welcome mats told the truth.
connie		For those parents whos kids only come around to ask for money!
jdwiseman		Jon thought the irony staggering as he stopped to ask for directions.
connie		Unwanted salesmen mat.
jdwiseman		Hmmm. The 911 call had been made from this residence but what was he to do?
connie		So you forgot to call ahead!
connie		John was thirty minutes late for his date!
jdwiseman		Jimmy was sure this was a cry for attention.
jdwiseman		It wasn't the first sign that she no longer loved him, but it was the most blunt.
Rink Raptor		Subliminal messages
evay		The Smiths finally hit upon a way to discourage traveling salemen.
JC		Unwelcome mats.

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