Twist - Round 113


		Twist - Round 113 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 113 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by risk one. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions!

S.		It's been 3.5 years and still no sign of the winner
1999 & Counting		And Docey Doh to your partner, wiggle those tails..........
MO-ZILLA		The 90th annual snail demolition derby has been underway for about 3 hours now...
connie		Who will break out of the shell first?
risk one		Snails playing Chicken
evay		NASCARGOT racing
Jay Berryhill		Slime Dancing.....
Jay Berryhill		When hand and arm signals would really come in "handy"
jdwiseman		"...I remember it all as if it were in slow motion."
jdwiseman		Traffic report: "Looks like we're going to need a lot of salt to clean up this one.
Gentilly Jr.		The police investigating the ensuing accident were hampered by the lack of skid marks.
ebdug		"Let snail it this time, guys."
ebdug		"Tighten up your gap Harry. Harry tighten up ... HARRY!"
Wm Tinto		California becomes first state to enforce slime emissions testing.
Old Skul		It seemed like time slowed down before the accident occured.
Ronnie		Advanced Sliding Course
Danielle		Taking a Mexican Standoff to new depths...
Alicat		The four snail pileup was unavoidable
redshirt ensign noname		little did they know one of their compediters from the 1st heat had sprinkled salt on the track.
redshirt ensign noname		the lamest destruction derby ever
Rink Raptor		Driving school - where bad snails go
Chris		Not soon afterwards, all shell broke loose.
Ilta		After, Steve was thankful his helmet had protected him in the high speed collision.
Ilta		Extreme sports just aren't the same when you can only slither at .01 kph.
Mike McCormick		Seconds later, the contest was made moot by the front tire of a '83 Renault.
Wm Tinto		Once traffic congestion was solved, winter time road salt was the snails' greatest concern.
Wade S.		Escargot '99 Demolition Derby
Quip		A safety-approved demolition derby.
evay		The first annual Snail Square Dance was not without its setbacks.
Chop		Bob's life flashed before him. Thirty times!
Chop		Bob lamented the lack of a tight turning circle!
Chop		Mollusc Gladiators: Snailspheres!
AndieX		First to the middle wins!
Bruce		The audience were on the edge of their shells
Bruce		It takes split hour timing
Jor		The slowest traffic accident in history
JC		Precision snails.

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