Twist - Round 112


		Twist - Round 112 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 112 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Quip. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions!

essayg		No...I'll pull the rug from under you!
Brian		Bumper carpets.
Sam Peirce		"You're insurance had better be able to restitch that!"
Sean		and tensions REALLY began to unravel when they pulled the wrecks apart...
Quip		Just a typical tassle-hassle.
TBone		"You were weaving!" " No, YOU were weaving!"
Brian		A deep pile pile up.
Tom Hyde		Fiber-bender.
emil2099		You Pagan dog, I just had new threads put on this thing!!
flametop		"Well! That's a new wrinkle on traffic pileups!
Don Rae		Each of them argued over who was going to take who to the cleaners.
Don Rae		They argued over who had the rug-of-way.
chris		It took me a year to weave this!
Ryan Jaynes		Two rug fold up!
Namgubed the Merry Elf		Hey, watch where you're levitating!
Jay Berryhill		The Y1K problem REALLY played havock with inner city travel
John Lilley		I've heard of "pile-ups" but this is ridiculous
Clintswife		Fringer bender
Clintswife		Yet another advantage of rugpooling.
craig		Accidents became more common after the invention of polyester.
Ronnie		"Fool! You know you shouldn't overtake on crests or curves!"
jdwiseman		Hey! HEY! I just had this thing starched!
chris		"Don't make me beat you AND your carpet!"
Wade S.		As Jamal watched from afar, he thanked his stars for public transportation.
littlestar		The consequence of tassle-to-tassle traffic...
Nintendo Guru		It was a petty debate until Akmed set fire to Mohammed's carpet.
evay		Tassel bender
Quip		Rug rage.

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