Twist - Round 111


		Twist - Round 111 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 111 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Nintendo Guru (who had a bit of a fit when we nearly didn't vote for his punchlines). You can read the transcript of the whole messy incident in the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions!

connie		Did you hear that crash? Must be falling price's!
connie		Weve been shopping for 3 hours, where has the time gone?
connie		Hear that hon? Another man down on isle 5. Aren't we on that isle?
connie		I could just faint too. What a sale!!
connie		Get up John, your embarrasing me!!!
chris		Elaine finally found that shirt worth dying for.
G.B.A		Nice men don't finish at all!
B'nawd		Even the salesman was overwhelmed by Kathy's shopping prowess.
Jeremy		3 am and Wendy still hadn't found the perfect outfit.
ebdug		"Now isn't our quality time together better than watching those football games Harry ... Harry?"
connie		Banging your head on the floor only slows me down!
Angu§ McLaren		Never get between a woman and a clothing sale!
BC		Your $10, 000 satilite dish and home entertainment system can wait, this is cashmere.
Lt. Cmdr. Latel		It's on sale but the price is still a killer!
Gregg Lee		I've already called for the Ambulence, honey. I just want to try this on before they get here...
Gregg Lee		The Hospital Emergency isn't going to DISAPPEAR, but these bargains can't last forever!
Gregg Lee		We'll get to your chiropractor. Just let me try this on...
Gregg Lee		Come on, we haven't been here THAT long! Just one more fitting...
Gregg Lee		I can't hardly believe the bargains either, honey. Honey? Sweetie?
Gregg Lee		Let's make that wallet a little LIGHTER, okay?
bob clemmons		Susan was about to discover what a "half off" sale really meant.
Rik		Shouldn't you be judging punchlines anyway?
Kane Slasher		John, can you carry this one also?
Kane Slasher		Shopfobia strikes again.
Wm Tinto		Whaddaya mean, you wouldn't be caught dead with me wearing this?
Angu§ McLaren		While rushing her husband to the hospital, Judy couldn't resist stopping in at a sale!
Ryan		He wanted to take a nap, but no they had to go shoping!
CDR Soen		Oh my God! Something I can wear at your funeral! And it's on sale!
Don Rae		Do you think this is too expensive?
Don Rae		Honey, I think we need another credit card!
Don Rae		I know I said we'd be out of here three hours ago, but just look at this!
Brian		Oops! That's $29.99, not $2999. !
Brian		See? I told you it wouldn't take long!
Matthew D. Wilson		"Here, add this to the pile. It's not too heavy for you is it?"
Matthew D. Wilson		"This will be perfect for your funeral."
009		Bob took the only way out he knew
009		Luckily, the paramedics who attended him had seen this happen before
009		Suddenly and without warning, his brain shrunk
009		Luckily for Susan, the credit cards were in her name.
jdiwseman		As far as his interest in shopping was concerned, Bert was on a whole other level.
jdiwseman		Only 20% cotton. You think this will affect your allergies?
Nintendo Guru		Dan ended up returning the favor at the hardware store.
Nintendo Guru		Ken didn't make it through the midnight madness sale.
Nintendo Guru		Ted was floored by the low prices.
Nintendo Guru		Frank, trapped in an unbearable environment, tries playing dead.
Sam Peirce		Every male's worst nightmare.
connie		After the tenth store, Jim had to have a nap!
connie		Honey do you like this one, honey, honey!
Sam Peirce		The lowest level of hell.
Liz		"This is a killer shirt"
1999 & Counting		I wonder if I'll get 20% for the funeral??
Colin		I saw this same exact sweater for cheaper at the last store. Let's go back there.
JC		Shop till HE drops.

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