The Pits - Round 110


		The Pits - Round 110 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 110 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Don Rae. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions!

Boomslang		No, he WAS speaking literally.
Boomslang		Maybe it's time you had your annual bath.
Brian		A fine time to protest slob persecution!
Quip		Did you HAVE to ask "for how long?"
Quip		Is there ANYTHING you can't mess up?
Quip		Well, we managed to contain OUR laughter!
Quip		Would it kill you to even PRETEND?
Quip		Couldn't you for ONCE keep a straight face?
Greenboy		Would it have killed you to shower?
G.B.A		There's smile and there's nod. What's so hard about it?
G.B.A		You HAD to mention the bomb!
CAO		I knew there had to be a catch
Tim M.		Yes Wayne, he WAS serious.
Tim M.		No Wayne, sloppyness is NOT a civil right.
Don Rae		Eating the banana out of the trash was not a good move....
Don Rae		Can't you wear something that doesn't leave stains?
Don Rae		Can't you nod without picking your nose?
Albator		Wayne, you are going to have to raise your standards...
Bill Castner		That's it! Next time, Wayne uses the deodorant!
risk one		Yes Wayne, you go to hell for lying, but this was worth it!
1LT Harrison		Still think "honesty is the best policy"?
risk one		No, You killing the bug wasn't bad. However you eating the bug...
connie		when he said provided you keep it clean, did you have to laugh so hard wayne!
connie		You guys thought you were cute burping together.
Ilta		You HAD to eat that bit of crud on your shirt THEN, didn't you?!
Bill Castner		Yes, Wayne, we WILL blame this on you!
Colin		Next time we leave Wayne in the car.
Don Rae		Nice going, Mr. "No Promises".
Brian		Why did his sinuses have to clear at that moment?
Don Rae		Our liability is clear to me.
Don Rae		That was NOT the right time to let one go....
Don Rae		You're not coming to the next interview.
Brian		You just couldn't contain that look of horror?
Don Rae		This is the last time YOU"RE coming to the interviews.
The Black Falcon		Next time we hose Wayne off first!
Tim M.		"Define 'clean'" was NOT the right thing to say Wayne!
Tim M.		How many times have we told you "no picking your toenails in front of strangers?!"
mgeoffrey		You just had to laugh, didn't you.
Madmartigan		Of course he could hear you!
Roger Wilco		"What is clean?" Come on, Wayne, buy a dictionary!
Diana van der Pluijm		You just couldn't resist showing the man a picture of our former flat, could you?
Kane Slasher		Wayne! Next time: LIE !
Kane Slasher		Next time, keep the gunpowder/plank story to yourself!
Carlos		Do you have to take those roaches with you EVERYWHERE you go?
JC		That was not the time for honesty, Wayne!

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