Twist - Round 110


		Twist - Round 110 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 110 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. The winning caption was written by Brian. You can read the transcript of the whole IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions!

Wm Tinto		Volvo enters the sports utility market
Ilta		It just wasn't the same without the archers manning the hood ornament.
Sam Peirce		Inner-city chess.
Zax		Life styles of the rich and paranoid.
Ed		0 to ramming speed in 7.8 seconds!
The Darshank		Road Warrior: Episode I
Tribbles		To raise revenue, European countries are now selling off castle parts as cars.
littlestar		Yes, but does it have a moat-or!
Clintswife		The body shop is a little paranoid about their loaner car.
B'nawd		Mobile Home Defence. Optional moat not shown.
Gentilly Jr.		Bill Gates goes to make his weekly bank deposit.
Gentilly Jr.		Heavy traffic caused Metallica to be late for their gig.
Gentilly Jr.		Jim was very proud that his car never had any scratches on it.
risk one		What would have happened if cars were invented earlier
PotatoKnight		This brings new meaning to the phrase "road warrior"
ebdug		This year Harold was ready for the 'Road Rage' season.
Wade S.		Arnie's response to road rage.
Namgubed the Merry Elf		Extreme defensive driving.
Brian		Jack got medievil on his fellow drivers.
Alicat		New from Volvo
009		Medieval mobile homes
Nintendo Guru		John got 2 miles per gallon after the refit, but he never felt safer.
JC		Defensive driver.

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