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| The Pits - Round 109
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 109 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. |  | risk one | Anti-filth discrimination, that's what it was.| Sine |
| The cockroaches were starting to complain | Avenger Executive Officer |
| It's all written in the restraining order | Krispos |
| Something about a "biohazard"... | Jesse |
| I hope the rest are easier than this one | Brian |
| Pass. | Brian |
| Um... bad TV reception. | Brian |
| The landlord discriminated against our lifestyle. | The Kirk |
| Girl trouble | Don Rae |
| Ever heard the story of the three pigs? | tafkab |
| We didn't move out, the cockroaches sort of pushed us out | Don Rae |
| Our last landlord wasn't as open-minded as you. | Jesse |
| it lost its charm | Simon"A" |
| So we could start on a new flat | Jay Berryhill |
| Wow.....you ask the tough questions first... | connie |
| The evictions notice said we had to. | Riff |
| We plead the filth! | Riff |
| They made us pay rent. | Riff |
| We kept getting sent bills over there. | Riff |
| It was getting lumpy. | Riff |
| It's being fumigated ... for the next five years. | Tim M. |
| We can't say until after the trial. | Tim M. |
| On the advice of counsel, I decline to answer. | Robert |
| The fridge was alive, ALIVE I tell you | mgeoffrey |
| I never kiss and tell. | Madmartigan |
| Our work there was done. | Madmartigan |
| It was getting too filthy for us. | Madmartigan |
| To move into this one, of course. | Don Rae |
| Is this going to be multiple choice? | Don Rae |
| Well...the landlord didn't actually EXPLAIN the reasons why..... | Don Rae |
| We didn't want to have to clean it. | Don Rae |
| Our landlord didn't appreciate our decorative touch. | Colin |
| I asked for a story line. | Colin |
| We felt it wasn't big enough to hold our collections. | Brian |
| We could no longer find it! | Brian |
| The landlord's daughter has bad taste in men! | Brian |
| It was easier than cleaning. | JC |
| We and the landlord had "artistic differences". | | ||||
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