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| The Pits - Round 108
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 108 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. |  | Quip | Thought you could sneak the middle one past me, eh?| Tommy Concannon |
| So you're the guys the garbage man warned me about. | G.B.A |
| Glad to hear. Now beat it. | Avenger Executive Officer |
| Are you the guys sleeping on my bench? | Avenger Executive Officer |
| Were you in "Health Board Weekly?" | Avenger Executive Officer |
| Come in, they've already removed the bodies. | Crazeyal |
| There's a leash law you know..... | DrJoe |
| I see I could save on Bath Water. | Maddog |
| Why don't you try the dumpster out back | Brian |
| Come in. Try to excuse the neatness. | Ilta |
| Funny. I thought I emptied the garbage yesterday... | STJourney |
| Have you had your shots? | chris |
| Not by the hair on my chinny-chin chin! | hearse |
| sorry... no pests allowed!!! | Blanchard |
| Sorry, humans only. | Rhys Southan |
| Wait here while I call the cops. | connie r. |
| just step over the police tape and dont slip in the blood. | JP |
| Ok, but Pig Pen here stays outside. | Quip |
| Did you really think I wouldn't see the middle one? | Couverthie |
| Yuk! No you're not! | Couverthie |
| Are those roaches with you? | Paul Pytlik |
| I specificly advertised 'No Geeks, Hobos or Losers'! | Mosaic |
| From left to right, yes, no, yes. | Lindsay |
| You don't mind a few ghosts do you? | Madmartigan |
| Hey, didn't my daughter just evict you? | The Black Falcon |
| Wow, just like the photos in the warning flyer! | The Black Falcon |
| Let me guess. It's a test from the Fair Housing Board? | The Black Falcon |
| Largest cockroaches I've ever seen! | Nick Frame |
| Sure, why not, things have been pretty boring around here. | Azazel |
| Well now, it's the "eviction triplets" | Azazel |
| It's just gone off the market | Sarah |
| Can't you read? NO PETS! | Don Rae |
| Great. A dip, a dump, and a dork. | Don Rae |
| Are you sure your friend won't take root? | Namgubed the Merry Elf |
| You're not Herman, Wayne, and Lance, are you? | Namgubed the Merry Elf |
| I'll need a reference from your former landlord. | Don Rae |
| Are you sure you're house-trained? | Don Rae |
| Are you sure you weren't looking for the zoo? | Tim M. |
| You're kidding, right? | Quip |
| It says "TO LET" not TOILET! | Quip |
| Sorry, we have a policy against trash! | PsychoPat |
| Has Hell frozen over? | InVitro |
| don't make me call the police | Ben |
| There's something called sanitation laws... | Williamson |
| Just great. The three little piggies. | Riff |
| Sorry, it's just been cleaned. | Riff |
| We don't want you anywhere about the flat. | 1999 & Counting |
| You couldn't afford the rent! Get Lost!!! | Colin |
| Sorry, it can only hold two slobs. | 1999 & Counting |
| Get Lost!! Bad luck always comes in three's! | Olivia |
| Come back when you've ditched your friends | connie r. |
| Did you read the "no pets allowed" part? | connie r. |
| Is one of you named Wayne? | Brian |
| Hey! Even slum lords have some standards! | Brian |
| I'd rather burn the place! | Brian |
| I'll have the roaches show you around. | | ||||
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