The Pits - Round 105


		The Pits - Round 105 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 105 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Tim M. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions!

Madmartigan		But we were getting along so well...
Tim M.		What does "Class 2 Biohazard" mean?
Quip		I'm guess I'm gonna MISS those two!
Quip		This must be your way of asking me to move in with you!
Bill Castner		And what lovely handwriting you have too!
Number6		Slovenly? That's a low blow.
Avenger XO		There are better ways to say "let's just be friends."
Colin		Something tells me you mean it this time.
Colin		What if we got a really big carpet?
Colin		Can we still be friends?
Czarna		See, it's things like this that makes me question our relationship.
Joan Luke		I told you Wayne wasn't a pet!
Joan Luke		Ok! When can I move in?
Derek		Does this mean it's over?
Brian		I'm not sure I want to date you anymore.
Brian		A less secure man would feel rejected.
Brian		Need a room mate?
Brian		Beautiful, AND a great sense of humor!
Brian		You REALLY play hard to get!
Brian		Is this our first fight?
The Black Falcon		You're a lot early for April Fool's!
The Black Falcon		Geez, most girls just get a restraining order!
BrownEyez		Wow, you go far to get me to move in with you
Michael Lewis		This relationship is off to a rocky start.
Madmartigan		You'll stop at nothing to get me!
Madmartigan		Alright, you win - I'll move in with you.
Madmartigan		Still playing hard-to-get, are we?
Madmartigan		Wayne and Herman aren't here, but I'll be sure to relay your message.
Madmartigan		You mean you want me to move in with you?
Madmartigan		So you haven't changed your mind about that date?
Prominister		Its for them, right?
Colin		I don't think I can see you anymore.
Colin		Would it help if we got rid of Wayne?
Colin		Does this mean we still can't go out?
Colin		Isn't that a bit harsh?
G.B.A		That's it, I'm breaking up with you!
G.B.A		We'll kick out Wayne. Is that a deal?
G.B.A		This is what we get after 10 minutes cleaning?!?
G.B.A		Just playing hard to get, huh?
G.B.A		This isn't the right time to ask you out, is it?
G.B.A		Can't we just kiss and make up?
G.B.A		Blah, you were ugly anyway.
G.B.A		You got the wrong house, lady!
G.B.A		You needed an excuse, I understand....

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