Twist - Round 105


		Twist - Round 105 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 104 of the Write Your Own Twist Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by 009. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions!

Quip		The story Mother Goose never told you....
Quip		Cowabunzel!
RobRoy		I should have listened. Mother told me he was immature.
littlestar		Prat Two-in-one Shampoo and Conditioner - for that extra body and bounce!
tunk		Unfortunately for Mike, Sally had extensions.
Tribbles		Rapunzel felt her neck muscles growing stronger every day.
Alicat		Slowly, the date went from bad to worse
Alicat		With each visit from the Prince, Rapunzel's split ends grew worse
Don Rae		Rapunzel yearned to finally cut him loose.
Don Rae		So Rapunzel sued the Prince for whiplash, and lived happily ever after.
Don Rae		Fairy Tales Extreme!
Colin		The Prince didn't believe Rapunzel's new shampoo gave her hair bounce.
Brian M		Rapunzel discovers that princes aren't all they're hyped up to be.
Ilta		Rapunzel made some money on the side as a bungee cord.
Quip		Rapunzel's little-known sister, Cowabunzel.
Brian		So, Rapunzel decided to wear her hair short and wait for a prince who would buy a ladder.
Brian		During his climb, the prince had inhaled too much of Rapunzel's hairspray.
JC		Rapunzel finally realised the Prince was only interested in her for the bungee jumping.

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