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This week's idea was suggested by John Cook. The winning punchline was written by Mark. Read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winning punchline. Read the Finalist Punchlines that were judged at the IRC session. This cartoon was archived on 12/21/2001.

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Funniest Punchlines

Here are some of the funniest punchlines submitted for this cartoon.

FRI:
JC
Lance: Do you have to change channels so quick? Wayne: 3 seconds is my maximum attention span!
MON:
MindMelda
L: Give me that thing! W: No, I'm trying for the record! All 150 channels in under 30 sec.
TUE:
Nodrog_CRC
L: "Stupid Attention Deficit Disorder!" W: "Less talk! More stimulation!"
WED:
David Cervera
L: That's pathetic, Wayne! Faster, faster! W: I think the batteries are low...
THUR:
Mark
L: I almost caught a whole sentence there! W: Sorry, I'll go faster.
Read many more funniest punchlines for this cartoon (maybe your punchlines are there). Many thanx to The Great Wizzard and Joeno for converting the punchline files.

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