Submitter
|
Rating |
Punchline |
|
|
| Ronald |
4.3 |
Something snappy, something snappy...think, man, THINK!
|
| WooHoo |
4.3 |
...and they wonder how the Domino find out their military secrets...
|
| Nazgul |
4.2 |
What was my line again?
|
| EvilDevil |
4.0 |
I should start charging for this consultations...
|
| pilot3001 |
4.0 |
Oh, I thought everyone was talking to the guy sitting next to me.....
|
| Nazgul |
4.0 |
Must get translator fixed...
|
| Gustavo |
4.0 |
Must not laugh, must not laugh....
|
| MindMelda |
4.0 |
Its hard to have a good comeback when you've never been anywhere.
|
| Delta Flyer |
4.0 |
...2 + 2 =... rats I had it a minute ago!
|
| Andy |
4.0 |
hmm, A little makeup and some new clothes...
|
| MindMelda |
4.0 |
Will these fools ever learn to read my hand signals?
|
| RealmMan |
4.0 |
One of these days, I'm going to have to get some hearing aids...
|
| Ann E Nichols |
4.0 |
I'm going to heaven when I die because I've already put my time in hell.
|
| MindMelda |
4.0 |
I wonder what it means when their lips move?
|
| MindMelda |
4.0 |
My mother taught me to never talk to strangers, and you're stranger than most.
|
| +PsychoPat+ |
4.0 |
Hope this place gets a counselor soon
|
| The Great Wizzard |
4.0 |
Shut up and kiss me. Anyone of you!
|
| Allronix |
4.0 |
And they wonder why I drink so much...
|
| Khalas |
4.0 |
I should've chosen the jail sentence.
|
| origin |
4.0 |
Is there a sign on my back that says "Bore Me!"
|
| Eric |
4.0 |
Then why does my wife say I never listen to her?
|
| Mark |
4.0 |
So long as I can see the TV, I don't care.
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.8 |
(Leave it blank)
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.8 |
I would say something if I wasn't laughing so hard.
|
| Shlamko |
3.8 |
Seven years, and they still didn't figure out I have no ears!
|
| Allronix |
3.7 |
Certain death or stay here...Certain death or stay here...Certain death,
|
| Buckwheat |
3.7 |
So this is what it feel like where everyone knows your name...
|
| Ann E Nichols |
3.7 |
Up side: I'm popular! Down side: I'm terminally bored.
|
| FCC |
3.7 |
Wait until you find out about the recorder...
|
| Lorn |
3.7 |
Who are you all people?
|
| Joona Palaste |
3.7 |
Quack could put a big lump of rock here and they'd still say it was a good person to talk to.
|
| Gul Teral |
3.7 |
Oh, great! She's a spitter.
|
| EvilDevil |
3.7 |
And my meter is still running...
|
| EvilDevil |
3.7 |
I guess I make another $500 with this sesion...
|
| Twelve |
3.7 |
I think I need a hug.
|
| Ronald |
3.7 |
Should I blink yet?
|
| pilot3001 |
3.7 |
Thank goodness this is the final episode!
|
| Leander |
3.7 |
Just let me know when you need my opinion too.
|
| Ronald |
3.7 |
Oh, don't mind me, I'm just waiting for that perfect straight line...
|
| +PsychoPat+ |
3.7 |
If Garage walks up next I'm gonna scream!
|
| Leander |
3.7 |
Don't I get a say in that?
|
| Leander |
3.7 |
Just wait until the glue wears out.
|
| Nazgul |
3.6 |
Still waiting for the dialogue to get better...
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.6 |
I get paid for listening, thats all !
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.6 |
I wonder when they figure out I'm deaf ?
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.6 |
Talk is cheap, buy me a drink !
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.6 |
Forcefield weakening, almost free.
|
| Nazgul |
3.6 |
Words escape me...
|
| Shlamko |
3.5 |
Join D§9, they said... Have a continuing role, they said...
|
| Shlamko |
3.5 |
Still waiting for the ultimate comback.
|
| erik |
3.5 |
I hear a faint buzzing.
|
| Mark |
3.5 |
One more drink and today ends.
|
| Ide Cyan |
3.5 |
I miss cable. Reality shows are so much more fun when the annoying ones are voted off the space station.
|
| Shlamko |
3.5 |
I'm gonna need a bigger drink!
|
|
3.5 |
She's looking at me and moving her lips, do you think she's trying to attract my attention?
|
| Mark |
3.5 |
Dear diary, nothing happened again today...
|
| --mfh-- |
3.5 |
I really should learn their language.
|
| WooHoo |
3.5 |
Yeah... now if you could only say something worth commenting...
|
| The Great Wizzard |
3.3 |
Funny, I always thought "talk" involves two...
|
|
3.3 |
They can't take a hint can they?
|
| RealmMan |
3.3 |
Did I leave the iron on?
|
| Gustavo |
3.3 |
Just pay for the drink and leave
|
| Ronald |
3.3 |
Well, at least they serve green eggs and ham here.
|
| aussietrekker |
3.3 |
....where are the mind readers when you want one!
|
| Leander |
3.3 |
Can't break the oath of silence or I'll be the laughing stock in the temple.
|
| Mark |
3.3 |
Blackmail is going to be very profitable this week!
|
| RalmMan |
3.3 |
Kill me. Somebody, please kill me.
|
| Dacron |
3.3 |
I'll bet the Gem'Hoarders aren't this whiny.
|
| Nodrog_CRC |
3.3 |
Stupid @#$%* vow of silence...
|
| FCC |
3.3 |
Where's that commercial break?!
|
| Ronald |
3.3 |
Being "where everybody knows your name" isn't all it's cracked up to be.
|
| Ronald |
3.3 |
Isn't ANYBODY going to ask me what my sign is?
|
| Jeffrey Stier |
3.3 |
Have you thought about mental help, or using a phizzer on yourself?
|
| Napaeläin |
3.3 |
That's what even my shrink tells me!
|
| Zathras |
3.3 |
I wish someone would pull my string so I can talk
|
| FCC |
3.3 |
It's a good thing that none of you are Betazoids!
|
| Ronald |
3.3 |
Sometimes I really wish I'd gotten that job as the technobabble exposition guy. Oh well...
|
| Michael Lewis |
3.3 |
And you make me feel better about my own life.
|
| Mark |
3.3 |
Thank goodness for my new earplugs!
|
| Dacron |
3.3 |
*Sigh* But at least they don't use me as a dart board
|
| ScottE Bemeup |
3.3 |
Note to self. Get Universal Translator Repaired.
|
| PsyWeedle |
3.3 |
I really should have paid my tab.
|
| CidtheKid |
3.3 |
I shoulda cut my ears off instead of my tongue
|
| Darmok |
3.3 |
Everyday is a good day for Mourning.
|
| Ronald |
3.3 |
At least my back story is more interesting than theirs.
|
| Ronald |
3.3 |
If I was a super-hero who could fly AND be invisible, that would be the best!
|
| chiefjawa |
3.3 |
I'll pretend I didn't here that
|
| Teki |
3.3 |
Where's my food? Damn slow service!
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
3.3 |
The producers promised me the last word at the end of the series.
|
| Kara |
3.3 |
[singing]Star Treking across the universe...
|
| Ensign Walkonpart |
3.3 |
I'm sorry, I was in a coma.
|
| Mark |
3.3 |
Talk to, but not talk with.
|
| Gul Teral |
3.3 |
10 pints of Wrongulan ale, and I can still understand them. Damn!
|
| Ronald |
3.3 |
I wonder if I left the replicator on...
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
3.3 |
When I get home, I'm going to kill the person who taught me to understand English.
|
| juancornet |
3.3 |
Tell your parners that they owe me 15 dollars for consult.
|
| Puff |
3.3 |
She'd better wrap it up, or I have to cancel my 5:00...
|
| Slugger S. |
3.3 |
I betcha if I died, they wouldn't notice...
|
| bite |
3.3 |
to think in some places people pay for this
|
| The Hitch-hiking Wizzard |
3.3 |
My theory: if they'd stop talking, their brains start working
|
|
3.3 |
I refuse to participate in this sick human trick of character building
|
| dutchrheeren |
3.3 |
When... does the hurting... stop...?
|
| tez |
3.3 |
So iof i carry the two, and multiply by the space/time transponder serial.....
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
3.3 |
Good . . . last time I tried to leave this barstool, I got killed.
|
| Mr Blue Sky |
3.3 |
And to think I only get an extra's wages...
|
| Shlamko |
3.3 |
So, let's go over it one more time: I take a phizzer, shoot everybody...
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
3.3 |
Who's Mourn? I'm just a stunt double.
|
| David Roe |
3.3 |
Don't they realise my species sleeps with its eyes open?
|
| Gustavo |
3.3 |
And I thought I had a problem
|
| Lobster |
3.3 |
At one sunny day, somewhere in the future, I will furiously jump out of my chair and cry: "SHUT UP!!!!!!! EVERYBODY!!!!!!!"
|
| Shlamko |
3.3 |
Of course I do. No talk, no fee, no reason to kill me off.
|
| WooHoo |
3.3 |
...and you're all such an entertainment.
|
| Nazgul |
3.2 |
Expect a response in 2 to 3 business days.
|
| Shlamko |
3.2 |
Off course I am. They didn't leave a mouth in that costume!
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.2 |
I need a stunt double for this !
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.2 |
No speaky Englis ...
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.2 |
.. and then I put my pants over ... hey, aren't you hearing my thoughts !!
|
| Nazgul |
3.2 |
I can't get a word in edgewise!
|
| Kara |
3.0 |
I wonder how long i can go without scratching my nose
|
| EvilDevil |
3.0 |
Just nod and say something enlightening...
|
| Gul Teral |
3.0 |
I wonder what balsa wood taste like.
|
| Bobby |
3.0 |
*Sigh* This is what happens when you are the tall dark and silent type
|
| Mezoti |
3.0 |
It's not like I have a choice.
|
| Gul Teral |
3.0 |
If I had a penny for everytime somebody told me that....I'd buy a one-way ticket out of this hell-hole!
|
| Gul Teral |
3.0 |
I think it's time to find a new bar to frequent.
|
| Gul Teral |
3.0 |
I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life....
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
3.0 |
Excellent . . . now to put my evil plan into action . . .
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
3.0 |
I could make a bundle selling these secrets . . .
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.0 |
Did I leave the gas on this morning ?
|
| Ronald |
3.0 |
Still not my line, do not act...
|
| Ronald |
3.0 |
I wonder what I do for a living.
|
| Nazgul |
3.0 |
Can't let them know I'm really a female!
|
| Slugger S. |
3.0 |
I'm GLAD that I learned to sleep with my eyes open...
|
| Ronald |
3.0 |
I wonder if I get paid for this.
|
| webkilla |
3.0 |
Please... Kill... Me...
|
| jo |
3.0 |
Do I look like someone who cares?
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.0 |
Strange vibrations they are expelling !
|
| WooHoo |
3.0 |
Yeah, I'm performing psychiatry -at its best.
|
| Napaeläin |
3.0 |
Good they made this force field soundproof.
|
| T'Porthos |
3.0 |
Today is a good day to die.
|
| Mammakins |
3.0 |
I never should have listened to mom when she said "bite your tongue!"
|
| Timo Röhling |
3.0 |
Who is Mourn?
|
| Khalas |
3.0 |
One day I really have to learn their language.
|
| Khalas |
3.0 |
No comment.
|
| scoobydumb |
3.0 |
Mom wanted me to be a mailman, but noooo, I had to go to DS9
|
| aussietrekker |
3.0 |
...this is what I get for telling the head writer that his hair piece wasn't on straight.....
|
| Muffy |
3.0 |
If I spoke they'd have to pay me more.
|
| Latin From Manhattan |
3.0 |
Smile, nod, look interested--smile, nod, look interested--the things I do to earn my free drinks!
|
| MindMelda |
3.0 |
I wonder what would happen if I threw a stick?
|
|
3.0 |
.....if everyone is so unhappy why don't they tell the script writers of this show!!!!
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
3.0 |
I'm not Mourn. I'm Odour. And now I know all your secrets.
|
| Miri |
3.0 |
You try to talk unde six layers of latex!
|
| EvilDevil |
3.0 |
Speak up! I have tiny ears!
|
| FCC |
3.0 |
[A picture of Morn on Risa.]
|
| Latin From Manhattan |
3.0 |
As long as they keep buying me drinks, I'll listen to anything!
|
| Bond, Jan Bond |
3.0 |
Congratulations! You are the 5,000,047th whiner to sit in that seat.
|
| Mark |
3.0 |
I wonder if I can transfer to the 'Simpsons.'
|
| rabbit |
3.0 |
Must... not... throw... up...
|
| rabbit |
3.0 |
If I could talk, I'd tell them that I'm deaf.
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
3.0 |
In the end, I will get the last word . . .
|
| The Great Wizzard |
3.0 |
Just smile and nod, just smile and nod...
|
| Shlamko |
3.0 |
Seven years, and my tranlator is still broken!
|
| ScottE Bemeup |
3.0 |
I see their lips move, but I can't hear a thing.
|
| EvilDevil |
3.0 |
I listen but I dont care
|
| Reuseable Ensign 451 |
3.0 |
Is it only me, or is something babbling in here?
|
| Angela Ehrlich |
3.0 |
It's all about them, isn't it?
|
| The Karate Kid |
3.0 |
Oh! Which way to the bathroom!
|
| Corsair |
3.0 |
A shame then that I don't really listen.
|
| Eric |
3.0 |
And my friends said a degree in drama wouldn't take me anywhere.
|
| flametop |
3.0 |
..then mince finely one small onion...
|
| Rik |
3.0 |
Easy it is not, being seen.
|
| aussietrekker |
3.0 |
You think after seven seasons they'd know that I am just an "extra"!
|
| Mark |
3.0 |
I'm beginning to feel aggressive tendencies!
|
| Mark |
3.0 |
Yeah, but why don't they talk to each other?!
|
| Timo Röhling |
3.0 |
I wonder if they believe I am talking to much?
|
| Kane Slasher |
3.0 |
This thinkspace for hire
|
| CidtheKid |
3.0 |
I just want some love..... *sniff*
|
| Gustavo |
3.0 |
(Mourn in the beach watching the sunset with sun glasses)
|
| Timotheus |
3.0 |
Pardon me?
|
| pilot3001 |
3.0 |
Come on Jem hadar...Destroy the space station, PLEASE someone destroy the space station
|
| pilot3001 |
3.0 |
Wait a minute.....she thinks I actually listen?!!?
|
| Mark |
3.0 |
I ignore them for seven years and the still keep bothering me!
|
| johnnyb |
3.0 |
Maybe Quack will release me when he sees I only attract non-paying customers.
|
| pilot3001 |
3.0 |
You wouldn't say that if i spoke back
|
| pilot3001 |
3.0 |
They still haven't noticed.I don't speak a word of english
|
| Tony Q |
3.0 |
I keep forgetting my bloody lines.
|
| Pilot3001 |
3.0 |
I wonder if the writers have ever considered giving me any lines..
|
| Angela Ehrlich |
3.0 |
Should I be flattered or insulted?
|
| david |
3.0 |
That's because I lost voice box in a dabbo game
|
| Paul |
3.0 |
Did someone say something?
|
| Christina |
3.0 |
I wonder whats for lunch?
|
| BFalcon |
3.0 |
I wonder if they realize I work for Section 31...
|
| MindMelda |
3.0 |
I wonder if they can hear in the ultra sonic range?
|
| Eric |
3.0 |
Just call me "Counselor NoTryHard"
|
| Khayman |
3.0 |
These ear plugs seem to be paying of
|
| Angela Ehrlich |
3.0 |
Finally, someone who appreciates me....
|
| Delta Flyer |
3.0 |
Don't worry, my lips are sealed!
|
| +PsychoPat+ |
3.0 |
That 'll be one ale lady
|
| rrfDave |
3.0 |
(in uneven writing) Just keep buying my drinks, I'll keep listening.
|
| b |
3.0 |
Maybe I should try smiling less.
|
| +PsychoPat+ |
3.0 |
I miss the cardassians.
|
| Leander |
3.0 |
Don't spoil the make-up. Don't spoil the make-up. Don't sp...
|
| MindMelda |
3.0 |
No one ever notices that I'm dead drunk, do they?
|
| Aragorn |
3.0 |
Thank God, I've got no wife, no children...
|
| Maria Moffett |
3.0 |
if I could move, I'd eat the next person who sat there!
|
| Leander |
3.0 |
Speak for yourself!
|
| Mark |
3.0 |
Does anybody really watch this?!
|
| Mark |
3.0 |
Wow, being the ship's counselor is easy!
|
| Mark |
3.0 |
I can't believe I get paid to listen to this!
|
| QoS |
3.0 |
...fortytwo bottles of beer on the wall, fortytwo bottles of beer...
|
| juancornet |
3.0 |
Ah? you were talking to me?
|
| Griffin |
3.0 |
If I could only write this down I'd start a T.V show.
|
| Leander |
3.0 |
I'll scream if there will be a season 8.
|
| David Roe |
3.0 |
Am I the only Domino spy who can't talk?
|
| Chipper |
3.0 |
Gotta get me some spotted pyjamas
|
| Kane Slasher |
2.8 |
I need my diapers changed, but to they care ?!
|
| Nazgul |
2.8 |
Can't you hear me? I'm thinking at the top of my lungs!
|
| Kane Slasher |
2.8 |
01100 10001010 11001001 101 ?
|
| Corsair |
2.8 |
I wish I were invisible....
|
| Elvendaughter |
2.8 |
Only because no-one ever gives me a chance to talk . . .
|
| FCC |
2.8 |
Zzz...
|
| Vulky |
2.8 |
Key word is "to."
|
| daisy hornblower |
2.8 |
Bet they won't notice if I die.
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.8 |
Don't worry . . . Quack will pay for this.
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.8 |
You could at least buy me a drink.
|
| WooHoo |
2.8 |
Sometimes I wonder if they realise I'm deaf as well as mute...
|
| Corsair |
2.8 |
At my pay scale, I don't get Lines.
|
| --mfh-- |
2.8 |
Thank god, my ears have fallen off.
|
| carrot_mop |
2.8 |
I'M sorry, Morn is not, Please leave a message...
|
| FisBob |
2.8 |
Out of office
|
| pilot3001 |
2.7 |
Thank goodness this isnt the USS Voyager
|
| Browney |
2.7 |
When will this damn series get cancelled!?
|
| Kara |
2.7 |
Soon I will devour your soul
|
| erik |
2.7 |
Wish I could say the same for the lot of you...
|
| Kaptain Keagan |
2.7 |
I bet they'd be surprised if they knew I couldn't care less?
|
| hannahw |
2.7 |
my chin is swelling, don't any of you notice?!
|
| Leander |
2.7 |
This is telepathetic.
|
| Know 1 can hear you dream |
2.7 |
This idea with a spaced sitcom still makes me speechless
|
| pilot3001 |
2.7 |
I can't remember why i signed on for seven years
|
| lady_of_light |
2.7 |
Too bad that forcefield is preventing me from hitting them...
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.7 |
Come to Quack's, Quack's is fun, come right now, don't walk, run! Come to Quack's . . .
|
| chiefjawa |
2.7 |
Do I look like the concerned type
|
| jonpepsi |
2.7 |
If only i listenned to my mom and did not try that crazy glue on my lips.
|
| Pilot3001 |
2.7 |
I can't beleive I get paid to sit on chairs and make like I care!
|
| Mark |
2.7 |
They all need to get a life!
|
| Duds |
2.7 |
It's either this or actually watching the series
|
| Mark |
2.7 |
She would look good in a mohawk.
|
|
2.7 |
You know, I think I really like vanilla....
|
| TiZ |
2.7 |
Kevin Smith, eat your heart out!
|
| flametop |
2.7 |
My lips are glued shut.
|
| Londo Moelarry |
2.7 |
I have no tongue but I must scream.
|
| chiefjawa |
2.7 |
When this force field is lifted then there willm be problems
|
| Nodrog_CRC |
2.7 |
Must find way to become house-guest of Barf and Dax...
|
| centurion014 |
2.7 |
...but not to lisren to, since you NEVER LET ME GET A WORD IN!!!!
|
| +PsychoPat+ |
2.7 |
That Fungi is one mean bastard... I'll get him for this
|
| +PsychoPat+ |
2.7 |
Ow god, not about the rash on her bum again.
|
| Delta Flyer |
2.7 |
I'm glad she isn't a Betazoid!
|
| Flippin L |
2.7 |
Thats cuz I don't understand anything you people say
|
| alex |
2.7 |
Count to ten. One, two...
|
| Jim S. |
2.7 |
I'd tell them all to shutup if I could ever get a word in.
|
| Psyman |
2.7 |
I wonder if they realize I have no ears.
|
| thegodfather |
2.7 |
Only a few more weeks until the series finale...
|
| juancornet |
2.7 |
My life is so interesting.
|
| Christy Pitchford |
2.7 |
As if I had a choice.
|
| Evans |
2.7 |
I just wanted to use the bathroom
|
| Gul Teral |
2.7 |
I should return to a life of crime, at least there they only try to kill you.
|
| flametop |
2.7 |
Smile, you're on Candid Video!
|
| WooHoo |
2.7 |
Yeah, I'm a trained councellor but then I learnt how to do it best.
|
| flametop |
2.7 |
Always about you, never me.
|
| Ensign Walkonpart |
2.7 |
I'd like to give them *all* the Freudian slip.
|
| dutchrheeren |
2.7 |
I do hope my mommy comes to pick me up soon!
|
| Homunculus |
2.7 |
I would talk back to everyone, but It would be rude to inerupt them
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
2.7 |
I wonder how that annoying doctor would taste with BBQ sauce.
|
| Ronald |
2.7 |
~42 bottles of kanar on the wall, 42 bottles of kanar...~
|
| Londo Moelarry |
2.7 |
Note to self. Do not accept dinner invitations from Dux and Barf. And what is up with those pyjamas?
|
| Red Ace |
2.7 |
Ha! And they say Counselors are useless...
|
| WooHoo |
2.7 |
Some days I wish I was deaf as well as mute...
|
| Lordy |
2.7 |
Havent they ever wondered why I never answer them?
|
| hannahw |
2.7 |
god i hate the ability to care.
|
| EvilDevil |
2.7 |
[Pic of Mourn with a power rifle shooting every one]
|
| aussietrekre |
2.7 |
..shame I can't say what I really think out aloud!
|
| Jeffrey Stier |
2.7 |
Just wait until you get my bill!
|
| juancornet |
2.7 |
Somebody ...SHOOT ME.
|
| flametop |
2.7 |
...me go home now, drink movie, watch beer...
|
| hannahw |
2.7 |
... and then the nun said, thats not my knickers!
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
2.7 |
Must...not...eat...humans...
|
| Dave Nieuwenburg |
2.7 |
Damn forcefield, and I have to go to the little mourn's room.
|
| Michael Lewis |
2.7 |
Wish my universal translator worked.
|
| DataDroid |
2.7 |
That's probably because I'm not much to listen to
|
| Tyrrogan |
2.7 |
I'm laughing on the inside.
|
| Tyrrogan |
2.7 |
And sadly enough, this is what passes for my life.
|
| Jakke Beyens |
2.7 |
sjies, can't even have a vulcan expresso and a moment's rest here
|
| dutchrheeren |
2.7 |
Damn that Quack and his forcefield!
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
2.7 |
Things to do today: 1. Get drink at Quark's Bar 2. kill everyone on station and invite friends over for barbeque 3. clean up mess and act innocent when Sev Fleet comes looking for them.
|
| wisefool |
2.7 |
What does "good person" mean?
|
| Ronald |
2.7 |
Man, I hope I get that "Farscape" call-back SOON!
|
| PsyWeedle |
2.7 |
If I don't talk, they can't kill me off...
|
| Kane Slasher |
2.6 |
They are assimilating me !
|
| Nazgul |
2.6 |
!$%# Cardies cut my vocal cords!
|
| Kane Slasher |
2.6 |
Forcefield weakening, deathgrip ready.
|
| Napaeläin |
2.5 |
Talk to the air 'cos the ears ain't listening.
|
| jo |
2.5 |
*Hic* *Burp*
|
| Chipper |
2.5 |
Gotta get me some vocal cords
|
| Tony Q |
2.5 |
If I just had a mouth that could open
|
| jo |
2.5 |
Well, so much for small talk.
|
| assassin |
2.5 |
(No-one ever asks how *I* feel....sob....sob)
|
| David Roe |
2.5 |
Mourn calling section 28, Mourn calling section 28
|
| Agent-D |
2.5 |
I don't ahve to sit for this, I could have been walking the boards as the title character in Hamlet
|
| Ciaran |
2.5 |
Please may the bored assivalat this station.
|
| jo |
2.5 |
Would somebody please pay my bar tab so that I can get out of here?
|
| David Roe |
2.5 |
I can't let them hear my high effemminate voice!
|
| jo |
2.5 |
Heyyyyyyy! My glass is empty.
|
| origin |
2.5 |
Are you lookin' at me? Are you talkin' to me?
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.5 |
Quiet, I'm sleeping.
|
| Napaeläin |
2.5 |
Too bad I'm not listening...
|
| Mammakins |
2.5 |
I just wish I could remember where the heck I put my false teeth!
|
| daisy hornblower |
2.5 |
She didn't realise I had earplugs on. (When I had ears)
|
| Mammakins |
2.5 |
This is what I get for having eaten that triple decker peanut butter sandwich
|
| Mark |
2.5 |
What did I do to deserve this?!
|
| The Great Wizzard |
2.5 |
Which of you pranksters glued me on the char and my mouth shut?!
|
| Corsair |
2.5 |
..Only because I don't tell you all what Dolts you are...
|
| Napaeläin |
2.5 |
What? You were talking to me?
|
| Mark |
2.5 |
At least buy me a drink!
|
| KnOcKoFf |
2.5 |
...
|
| origin |
2.5 |
If I had $2 every time someone said that...
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.5 |
Can't move . . . muscles have atrophied . . .
|
| Manu |
2.5 |
Just wait until a get my hand on a gun!!
|
| Mammakins |
2.5 |
..that's cuz if I open up my mouth, I'll be nauseous for days on end
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.5 |
(Nothing . . . it's just a cardboard cutout)
|
| Glorendil |
2.5 |
Flattery won't get you a discount
|
| Lobster |
2.5 |
(Nearly finished plan for killing every humanoid liveform in Sev Fleet)
|
| Angela Ehrlich |
2.5 |
I've got to get a new job!
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.5 |
I have to pee . . .
|
| Nazgul |
2.4 |
A mohawk.
|
| Kane Slasher |
2.4 |
Take the combover captain.
|
| Mark |
2.3 |
Fine. I'll puke on her.
|
| Mark |
2.3 |
Stop me if you've heard this one before...
|
| Know 1 can hear you dream |
2.3 |
My babblefish used to belong to a psychiatrist, and his cat got my tongue trying to catch it, what do you expect?
|
| bad hair day |
2.3 |
After 5 years, didn't they notice that I have a twin?
|
| Mark |
2.3 |
I miss the Cardassians.
|
| Pizman |
2.3 |
OK, 10 seconds until the camera comes on, *then* I can talk.
|
| Farnell |
2.3 |
Ahhh! Wake up time. What did I miss?
|
| daisy hornblower |
2.3 |
I had more fun washing the dishes thanlistening to them!
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
2.3 |
I am dead, but I imagined that Hades would be a lot hotter.
|
| Know 1 can hear you dream |
2.3 |
You´d be speechless to if you were the first mime in history to be popular
|
| Mark |
2.3 |
I wish they'd shut-up so I can relieve myself!
|
| Know 1 can hear you dream |
2.3 |
It´s a career move, I´m the only one that doesn´t have to do sf-cons when this series is over
|
| Know 1 can hear you dream |
2.3 |
As soon as Jerry Springer calls me you´ll get to know just how good
|
| Farnell |
2.3 |
Mourn's mind isn't in at the moment, please leave your gripes after the awkward silence, and Mourn will get back to you when he can be bothered...
|
| hannahw |
2.3 |
screw you. another ale!
|
| FCC |
2.3 |
Computer! End program!
|
| Darmok |
2.3 |
I wish someone would but me a drink.
|
| James |
2.3 |
A dislocated jaw, which has impared my speech for 7 years, unfortunatly hasn't had any effect on my hearing.
|
| Jeffrey Stier |
2.3 |
Must control fist of death!
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.3 |
I am potato. I am sitting quietly in the dirt. I am not talking to anyone. I am a potato . . .
|
| Nodrog_CRC |
2.3 |
Who needs beer when I've got all this whine?
|
| Michael Lewis |
2.3 |
You're boring as heck.
|
| The Karate Kid |
2.3 |
Huh? What? Damn I missed that one!
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
2.3 |
I will rise up and enslave you all and then you won't come to me an whine all the time. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
|
| David Cervera |
2.3 |
Darmok and Jilad on Tinagra...
|
| EvilDevil |
2.3 |
Thank God I am deaf
|
| Max Koch |
2.3 |
Well, my budget has to be justified in any way...
|
| Slugger S. |
2.3 |
*milk spilling*
|
| FCC |
2.3 |
Like DS9, I am going nowhere...
|
| C1ofUnknown |
2.3 |
I don't even listen.
|
| spocky_zero |
2.3 |
I wish the Jem'Hadar were still here...
|
| Leander |
2.3 |
It takes 2 to tango.
|
| 8 of 12 |
2.3 |
kill me now
|
| flametop |
2.3 |
Help me, please, someone help me!
|
| CidtheKid |
2.3 |
If I could move, I would kill you all!
|
| flametop |
2.3 |
I want my Mommy!
|
| Meg |
2.3 |
Boy it's a good thing I don't have ears. Whatever their saying to me must be depressing.
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
2.3 |
One day soon...one day soon!
|
| webkilla |
2.3 |
must... open... mouth...
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
2.3 |
Why me?
|
| Gul Teral |
2.3 |
Mental note: remember to buy nuts on the way home.
|
| Darth Annie |
2.3 |
Its not as if I want to, Barf Super Glued me here.
|
| Londo Moelarry |
2.3 |
Mmmmmm.....beer!
|
| Garlonuss |
2.3 |
It's a good thing I've learned how to shut my ears too.
|
| Farnell |
2.3 |
I'm going to kill you all.
|
| Rob |
2.3 |
I wish the glue was put on my ears as well as the chair!
|
| The Great Wizzard |
2.3 |
I do everything for a free drink...
|
|
2.3 |
...and dingo was his name-o
|
| Delta Flyer |
2.3 |
I should get my own talk show!
|
| Griffin |
2.3 |
Must bribe writers. Must aquire spin-off.
|
| Browney |
2.3 |
Don’t say or do anything, eventually they'll all go away!
|
| §Sean§ |
2.3 |
yak yak yak...that's all they ever do
|
| David Roe |
2.3 |
I wonder if they realise it's the other end that does all the talking
|
| Shlamko |
2.3 |
Da-da-da-dam, da-da-da-dam...
|
| ChocJones |
2.3 |
Mohawk or combover, hmm...
|
| The Penguin Weekly |
2.3 |
Talk, talk, talk . . . that's all you people ever do.
|
| Nazgul |
2.2 |
Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to ME?
|
| 8 of 12 |
2.0 |
Wish I could get a word in
|
| Mark |
2.0 |
Oh, do I need a phizzer!
|
| Mark |
2.0 |
That's because they never give me a chance to talk.
|
| Mark |
2.0 |
I now understand Marvin the android.
|
| eric zuiderduin |
2.0 |
I would leave if I hadn't drunk 8 of those pink cocktails
|
| Jay H. |
2.0 |
If only I had a phaser...set on KILL!!!
|
| joey |
2.0 |
This hangover just WON'T go away!
|
| Jason Buffalo |
2.0 |
You Pepole are Nuts
|
| alex |
2.0 |
Mmm...chocolate.
|
| +PsychoPat+ |
2.0 |
less talk... more ale!!!
|
| Jeffrey Stier |
2.0 |
(Mourn sitting there with Tequila just thinking about sitting there with Tequila)
|
| Know 1 can hear you dream |
2.0 |
If only these ears had walls
|
| origin |
2.0 |
23 green bottles sitting on a wall....
|
| Mayonnaise |
2.0 |
*Snore.*
|
| Jeffrey Stier |
2.0 |
Need more booze, need more booze, need...
|
| rabies |
2.0 |
whatever.
|
| hannahw |
2.0 |
they really are bad pajamas.
|
| bob |
2.0 |
I wish I still had my vocal cords.
|
| TOFFEE |
2.0 |
No problem. Just watch your back.
|
| Veldar Mike |
2.0 |
i think i hear my ship calling me.
|
| S. Hunter-Wilson |
2.0 |
What about my eyes?
|
| Trip Trinneer |
2.0 |
What's to say if I can hear.
|
| Mark |
2.0 |
Wait until they get my bill!
|
| Mark |
2.0 |
I don't get paid enough to listen to this!
|
| The Great Wizzard |
2.0 |
Good that I'm deaf and mute!
|
| cic |
2.0 |
yeah right, wish i could find someone like me
|
| Angela Ehrlich |
2.0 |
If I could scream, I would.
|
| TuringTest |
2.0 |
Beware! This is the worst kind...
|
| Ace King |
2.0 |
When will they learn, idiots.
|
| Pizman |
2.0 |
OK, 10 seconds until the camera shuts off, *then* I can talk.
|
| Rik |
2.0 |
I wished Frank Oz would remove his arm!
|
| Mark |
2.0 |
And they wonder why I drink.
|
| Pilot3001 |
2.0 |
am not listening to any of you people, I.
|
| EvilDevil |
2.0 |
Non-alchololic beer sucks...
|
| jo |
2.0 |
30 bottles of ale on the wall, 30 bottles of ale. . .
|
| Tyrrogan |
2.0 |
No, I don't actually have a life.
|
| jo |
2.0 |
I need another drink.
|
| Jason Buffalo |
2.0 |
Because Quark pay's me....other wise i whud go amok
|
| Emperor |
2.0 |
sometimes i ask myself if they really know that i´m deaf
|
| John Midgley |
2.0 |
That's 'cause I can't get a word in edgeways!
|
| Michael Lewis |
2.0 |
5 more minutes till the're all dead.
|
| Latin From Manhattan |
2.0 |
Hope nobody ever finds out that I'm deaf!
|
| Capt. Boo-YA! |
2.0 |
Oh plz may the bored destroy this station.
|
| EvilDevil |
2.0 |
Note to self: Must stop drinking sintahol and start drinking alcoholic drinks...
|
| TEFII |
2.0 |
I'm in hell.
|
| yoyoyoyomojo |
2.0 |
ay, hermano, ¿qué me dicen estos gringos?
|
| TEFII |
2.0 |
I like Jello.
|
| Jeffrey Stier |
2.0 |
Mourn dreaming about strangling Tequila
|
| Manu |
2.0 |
Gee! I just can help it! :(
|
|
2.0 |
After 20 drinks...
|
| Bobby |
2.0 |
If the scriptwriters don't give me some lines soon...
|
| bulldog |
2.0 |
little do they know i put a deaf clone in my place after the commander
|
| Allronix |
2.0 |
Maybe I could join the cast of Becker.
|
| Delta Flyer |
2.0 |
I guess I'm the Norm Peterson of Deep Sev Nine.
|
|
2.0 |
Give me a phaser and I will show you what fun this is.
|
| killersnoopy |
2.0 |
You will pay for this, Quack!!!
|
| Bobby |
2.0 |
Hmmm, I wonder if i can go beserk, hit someone over the head with a chair and run out screaming we're all doomed again, it seemed to work last time
|
| Michael Lewis |
2.0 |
HELP! I'm paralized, please help me!
|
| Bobby |
2.0 |
*Groan* Kill me now...
|
| EvilDevil |
2.0 |
Why me???
|
| mark hennigan |
2.0 |
I wonder if god could create a hotdog so big that even he couldn't eat it all
|
| Kara |
2.0 |
WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS!
|
| Speicies 8472 |
2.0 |
I wish I could talk back
|
| Gul Teral |
2.0 |
Urge to kill rising!
|
| Andy |
1.8 |
Go bug Chewbacca
|
| DoggySpew |
1.8 |
What do these guys allways want from me. Dont they know I'm mute ?
|
| Gul Teral |
1.7 |
(singing) 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer....
|
| nfhbhfg |
1.7 |
this force field is killing me
|
| TEFII |
1.7 |
Someone kill me.
|
| Jason Buffalo |
1.7 |
Are you talking to me?
|
| Christina |
1.7 |
Do do dodo do do do do do do (sees circus in his mind)
|
| Delta Flyer |
1.7 |
Yo no habla Ingles!
|
| Jeffrey Stier |
1.7 |
I am GLAD I can't understand a thing you are saying
|
| FCC |
1.7 |
Hehe. And they think they're talking to the real Morn. [The image of Morn flickers a bit.]
|
| Angela Ehrlich |
1.7 |
I need a another drink.
|
| EvilDevil |
1.7 |
If you were my friend you will shoot me now!!!
|
| EvilDevil |
1.7 |
If anyone feels pity, please shoot me now!!
|
| Michael Lewis |
1.7 |
Snevic Sev Karblick Upsognapk
|
| Mike |
1.7 |
The time of purification is at hand....wheres my gun
|
|
1.7 |
what was the name of that song again......................oh opps i didd it again
|
| flametop |
1.7 |
Well, paint me white and shoot me for a mime.
|
| Mark |
1.7 |
"Everybody's talking at me. I can't hear a word they're saying. Only the echos of my mind..." (This is part of the song from the movie "Midnight Cowboy")
|
| Delta Flyer |
1.7 |
Boy, I wish I hadn't had that breakfast burrito!
|
| Diplomacia |
1.7 |
urge to kill rising... rising...
|
| Mark |
1.7 |
Oh man, do I need to go!
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
1.7 |
( I wonder when they will realize that I cannot understand English.)
|
| johnnyb |
1.7 |
I should've left with the Hardassians.
|
| Corsair |
1.7 |
Don't get me Started....
|
| Khayman |
1.7 |
Good job i learned t sleep with my eyes open
|
| Jeffrey Stier |
1.7 |
Who are you?
|
| Better Geek than Greek |
1.7 |
I have to go to the bathroom
|
| Mark |
1.5 |
Mourn: Well... Lt.(reply): I've got to go!
|
| orion |
1.5 |
where is the nearst pizzer
|
| Mark |
1.5 |
Que?
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
1.3 |
Beezle Dorgo Suuth Arkod (I'm glad I don't understand English)
|
| Phil Price |
1.3 |
Perhaps a mohawk...
|
| Nodrog_CRC |
1.3 |
Hmm, mohawk or comb-over, mohawk or comb-over...
|
| juancornet |
1.3 |
I'm mute stupids.
|
| EvilDevil |
1.3 |
@#$%^&*!!!!!! I am deaf and mute!!!! What is wrong with you people!!!!
|
| Rel |
1.3 |
Kill me now.
|
| Mark |
1.3 |
Thank God I have no ears!
|
| killersnoopy |
1.3 |
Where is that damn force field generator?
|
| dutchrheeren |
1.3 |
Zzz...
|
| Mark |
1.3 |
Zzzzzz...
|
| Cmdr. Solomon |
1.3 |
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
|
| juancornet |
1.0 |
Zzzz...
|
| MrsTucker |
1.0 |
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
|
| sess |
1.0 |
I'm deaf and mute, you twit.
|
| killersnoopy |
1.0 |
...
|
| EvilDevil |
1.0 |
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz....
|
| Mark |
1.0 |
[Insert witty retort here]
|
| Napaeläin |
1.0 |
Zzzzzz
|
