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Zephyr Cockroach! One of the cheesiest lines of First Contact was that "you're all on some sort of Star Trek" from Zefram Cochrane. Now there's a line that needs a sevilised response!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Wiesel. You can read the
transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.|
A master of the obvious! No wonder we all worship you!
So you finally read the script!
Watch it, that phrase is trade marked!
The Chia Rhino
Yes, And we do conventions too!
Josh "VampHunter" D.
Shut up, you wanna get sued for copyright infringment?
You have know idea how much we get that. . .
Yes, but I'm sorry, no autographs.
Y'know, I always wondered where that title came from!
Hey! Look who just caught-up!
Action figures available on request
That'll be $50,000 for breach of copyright, thanks.
Could you turn a little and say that into the camera?
No, we're really actors pretending to be on a Sev Trek
Shhh.... don't blow it.
Are we still rolling or what?
I know you are, but what are we?
No, we're actors looking for better writers.
So I guess that makes you an "Astro-Nut"?
"Outer-space-explorers" In the future we're politically correct
Ah! So it was you who came up with that!
mouse - jefferies tube 32
That's what the script says!
Autographs are five bucks buddy.
We prefer the term "space heroes"
Great! Our hero is a crotchety old boozehound!
An' it's all based on the dream of an alcoholic with a weird hat.
history may remember this...
8 of 12
A star trek maybe. What's sev?
Don't listen to her, it's the sauce talking!
Some of us are. Others are just here to look pretty.
We prefer the term 'Space Cowboys'.
Just shoot him and lets get on with it.
And you're the first Trekkie!
Now our politicly correct future is assured.
shhhh don't use those words, they are trade marked.
Gee took you long enough!
If there wasn't any PC directive I'd answer you
And you're a plot device
The history books never wrote about this!
Dibs on the title and royalties to "sev trek"
Dina, remember me to cut out these scene later.
You've been reading the credits, i see.
Hey, we were saving that for a plot twist!
These fanboys are everywhere!
And you must be in charge of exposition!
Those were Kirk&Co, we are just diplomats on some kind of déjà vu
We're on a Trek alright, but what the heck is a sev?
I'm from Alaska. I only work in outer Sev.
One more line like that and the Bored can have you!
So which do you prefer - the original series, or us?
No, we're from Sevivor. We just needed some sort of cover story.
And to think that at the Academy they told us you were slow ...
There goes the Best Screenplay nomination ....
Is this an odd or an even number?
Did Shatner script this one?
Actually, we're Mormons. But if we told you that right away, you'd never have let us in, right?
If I had a dime for every time I've been asked that question ...
We're selling encyclopaedias star to star, to get us through Starfleet Academy ...
We just said that to get an appointment. We're actually with Amway.
Wow - reality check! I feel like I'm in The Matrix!
You're sure this man invented the first contact lens?
The temporal police are gonna kill us when this gets out ...
Did this man invent the Warp Drive - or the Credibility Gap?
That's right. I'm George Jetson, this is my wife Judy, my boy Elroy ...
He's onto us. Geordie, confuse him with some technobabble while I grab his autograph.
No, we're from the Immigration Service. Heard you're expecting visitors ...
No, Zephyr, we are your fairy godfamily, here to grant you one wish ...
Ixnay on the ev-treksay. The Borg have ears everywhere.
Everyday at 7PM!
Don't remind us.
Here's a tip: Never let a counsellor drive a starship.
Tryhard, do you detect any sentience from this being?
Actually, it's a trek through the stars, but Sev Trek has a better ring to it.
Yes... Say, do you happen to have a spare warp coil?
...and I thought Tryhard did the mind reading.
4 of 5
one word for you: RISA
No, I'm an actor on a directing trek.
At least we aren't some hack writer's cheap way of working the series title into the movie.
Yep, we work for Sevfleet on a Sevship on sevdates for no pay.
Yes, and you own a talking pig
i love shameless self promotions...
No we are all Sevfleet Officers on some sort of Sev Trek.
Wow that is really deep I'll have to remember to use that sometime.
Want to see my contract?
Phone Gene ! We've got a title !
Now there's a line that belongs on the cutting room floor.
Ann E. Nichols
Woh -- that's as corny as your accent!
That can't be right, it was too easy to understand.
If Pinchhard had put it that way his speeches would've been a lot shorter.
We're just here to take measurements for your statue.
Yeah it's become quiet a franchise.
hmm, Sev Trek, that'll make a good title for a TV series, Tryhard, make a note of that
And you will fall in love with a colourful cloud.
And you will get shorter and more muscular.
Heh, heh. Next, you'll be saying "Engage!"
You know, you just 'invented' us
Boy, they sure know how to write 'em, those script writers...
Sev. . .? Oh, crap, we're in the alternate universe!
Yep, we're astro- - astro- - what you said.
Yes. I'm the token smoothie, Tryhard is the token useless bimbo, and Gaudy's the visually challenged guy who saves the day.
Nice tie-in. Your 10,000 credits will be deposited tonight.
If by 'Sev Trek' you mean 'Desperate Bid for Continued Employment', then yes.
I'd rather live among the stars than in a bottle.
I can see that your engines aren't the only thing warped about you.
And you're drunk... On some sort of bourbon...
Another satisfied fan...
Well, in my case, it's more like "babe trek!"
Right now it's more of a Sev Hike...
Yes. We're on a mission to stamp out individuality before the Bored do.
No, we're bad actors, getting paid way too much, to do some lame movie that'll probably suck, but still make millions.
Well, yes, except for the ensigns who get killed every episode...
I suppose you wouldn't believe us if we told you we cruise around in a big plate propelled by hot-dogs...
Not really, we just sit around messing with time.
Yes, and you must be the washed up, drunk hippie whom we idolize.
Some even say that we are the next generation.
You took the words right out of someone else's mouth.
Yes...It's a good trek this time around, the last one and the next one suck.
Yes, and we are about to go back in time and inspire a TV writer, all we need is a name
Yep! Except we don't use tequilla as a fuel source.
We prefer the term Earthly challenged on a off-world stroll
That's Right. Hey, way to plug Sev!
He's a Trekkie alright.
Yup, we're boldly going...
Wonderful. Our only hope and he's a Trekkie!
actually I'm a beardonaut, she's a knownothingout, and he's a weirdeyesout.
So you're an alcoholic?
It sure beats walking everywhere.
Well, me and geordi are, I don't know what she does...
and your some kind of drunk here on earth
No, we are actors who get no other jobs.
Except on weekends, when we're the Sevfleet galactic poker champions.
"Sev Trek?" Whaddathink we are? Geeks?
SIR, you are the first TRUE astronaut..." hey RIGHT THAT DOWN someone"!!
Yes, and we bring you the gift of... FIRE!
Yeah sure, why not? Your too liquored up for anyone to believe you anyway.
Don't make me phizzer you again.
Have you watched the show before?
He knows too much. Take him away boys.
Damn! How'd he find out?
and for the million dollar prize what's the subtitle
And we're cursed to never do anything else beyond it - except if you're bald and love Shakespeare.
*snort* "Sev Trek"...yeah, right!
Yeah, seek out new chicks... I mean LIFE...blah, blah!
No, we're all astrologers and predict you to be famous.
Yeah, but 'D here spends her time lookin' pretty for us REAL Astro dudes!
Yep. By the way, have you ever heard of Gene Rodenberry? How about John Cook?
Actually, we never really go anywhere too far from home... the 'Trek' bit is overstated!
Warpmind de InzanE
Well, one of SEVeral...
Yep.. we're here to force a contact on you.
Sounds pretty WARPED heh?
Write that down Doyawanna, we could use that!
What gave us away? The Betazoid or the guy with artificial eyes?
Ooops! We've contaminated the time line, again!
Doyawanna, get my phizzer. This guy knows too much.
Only on weekdays, Sev Fleet regulations and all....
For the fifth and final time, yes!
We boldly go where no one has wanted to go before.
Well, I was going to introduce myself as "Willing Piker, Space Adventurer", but that's close enough.
Yeah. And it's YOUR FAULT!
Yeah. And it's all thanks to you!
Any other trek wouldn't be "SEVilized"!
I know, I know, it's a dumb name, but we've got to live with it...
And we have first contact... with the series name.
No, Zefram, I am your father!
Just call us "Trekkers".
Tryhard, I think he's on to us.
Yeah. Only problem is no one knows what 'sev' actually is.
Welllll... I was thinking "Wagon Train to the Stars" would be a catchier title for my memoirs but you could call it that too, yeah...
WHAT! Ok who's been leakin' info again.
The Great Wizzard
Hey, Doyouwanna: your perfect partner! He also tends to state the blindingly obvious.
Well, she's actually Eye candy, me and Gaudy are the astronauts.
no no no no, actors on some sort of budget cut
Well, actually we're here to force you to conform to our standards of Morality.
Yeah, we seek out new civilisations, hit on their women, drink their beer.. you'd like it!
Well, come to think of it, yeah!
We prefer the term 'planetarily-impaired'.
I prefer to think as a galactic "groove" train. Oops, this isn't the 1960's! Dang manual is out of date!
Hey! That's a cool line! Why don't I get a line like that?
mouse - jefferies tube 32
No, we're the next generation!
Hey that's got a nice ring to it!
and you are some sort of hippy on some sort of trip?
I am, what she is doing I don't know...
Thanks for giving me a title for my memoirs.
Harry Kim's lover
would you believe me if I said Yes?
Either that or really bad actors.
yeah, and our ship broke down. Wouldn't happen to have one handy would you?
Now I know where this movie's title came from
Yeah. In fact, hey, catchy title there!
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