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Dux in Jurassic Trek. One of the highlights of that Trials and Tribbleations episode was seeing Dux in one of those slinky TOS miniskirts. How she managed to escape Kirk's clutches is anyone's guess!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.|
This week's winning punchline was written by ScottE Bemeup. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.
any : so this is scifi before computer graphics and special effects
Schziod: I remember when Kurzon Dux used to wear that for me...
Schidzo: Do either of you guys feel life support get warmer?
Schidzo: I'm beginning to regret all those times I called you 'Old Man.'
Schidzo: I knew her when she was a man.
Schidzo: And thus the Federation was forged.
Schidzo: Cold Showers.. Measley Cruncher.. Character building episodes!
O'Blimey: Quirk doesn't stand a chance!
Bashful: Tricorder reading excessive hormone levels.
S: Hemlines... rising. Hair... gone. Voice... slowing.
S: Must... remain... PC!
Bashful:"Let's take those uniforms back with us!"
Bashful:"Those were the days!"
Schidzo: Any objections to this becoming permanent? I thought not
Bashful: And to think I used to AVOID "retro" parties...
O'Blimey: The best things come in small packaging!
Schidzo: If THIS doesn't improve our ratings, NOTHING will!
Bashful: Remind me, why are we trying to leave this time period?
Schidzo: You might want to keep away from Quirk while wearing that
Bashful: My . . . speech . . . is . . . slowing . . . down!
Bashful: Medical emergency - we need eyedrops down here, stat!
Doctor: Captain, permission to gawk?
Schidzo: When we get back I'm going to have to talk to SevFleet about reinstating the old uniform policy.
Schidzo: Who's for staying in this century?
O'Blimey - So that's why tey called them the "Good old days"!!
I think we just went to "Red" alert!
Schizdo: Doctor, I can't blink!
Schidzo:(gritting his teeth) : "I am a Captain, I will be PC...."
O'Blimey: "Now There is something Technology can't improve on..."
Schidzo: I think a retro aspect would be good for next season's uniforms...
Bashful - That's why Quirk was so energetic back then
Is it me or are the enviromental controls offline?
Bashful: I feel it somehow reduces the sense of mystery, undermining... oh, who'm I trying to kid
Schidzo: Doctor, Chief, keep track of Captain Quirk's whereabouts at ALL TIMES!!!
Schidzo: I never realized Dux came with a "stun" setting!
O'Blimey:Love the dress-where's the rest of it?
O'blimey: If this is the trial, bring on the tribble-ation!
Bashful: Barf, you lucky son of a targ!
Schidzo - Not bad for an old man.
Bashful- We've got it all here- a bald captain, scandaly clad women, annoying engineers, and me, the country doctor.
Hmmm ... maybe we won't kill you off after all.
Schidzo : 'Old man' just dosn't cut it in this case....
Phil "RealmMan" Capps
Bashful: William Ware Thiess, I salute you!
O'Blimey: And we gave up THIS for replicaters and hollowdecks?
O'Blimey: I was wrong, I LOVE temporal mechanics!
O'Blimey: Now there's a temporal anomaly I can live with!
Bashir: Talk about a blast from the past!
Bashful: They never taught THIS in history class!
Schidzo: That Gym Quirk really knew how to run a ship!
BASHFUL: THIS is why I got into medicine!
BASHFUL: Whoa! Drop by sickbay any day!
BASHFUL: Normally, I would consider seeing spots to be a bad thing!
SCHIDZO: Remind me to recommend a "retro" uniform look to SevFleet...
SCHIDZO: Kinda makes you nostalgic for the old days, doesn't it?
O'Blimey : As an engineer I know good design when I see it.
Skidzo : Gentlemen, Christmas is early this year.
S: Men, keep your mind on our mission. Who remembers what it is?
Bashful: Note to self- dust off history books.
We need to do this more often...
Schidzo - Forager can KEEP Ten out of Ten!
Bashful: To hell with the spacetime contiunum, I'm staying!
Sisko: Old men never looked any better!
Schidzo: OK, I'll stop the old man thing
Bashful: Right, so I'll team up with Dux then.
O'Blimey: Sir I'm reading elevated viewing levels, and possible syndication.
Mouse - jeffries tube 32
O'Blimey: So this is the original mini series!
Mei'Ch zantai A'Chdlerr
Schidzo: That dress would pass at Ferenginar!
Mei'Ch zantai A'Chdlerr
Schidzo: I can't understand why Star Fleet changed THAT uniform!
Schidzo: Gentleman, there is a god!
No wonder they had their colors confused..
Sch: Makes me want to rip my shirt...
The Rainbow Lorikeet
Bashful: ..dressed to Thrill and looking for Trubble
The Rainbow Lorikeet
Schidzo: Oh.....blimey! She's certainly not bashful!!
Schidzo: Ahh, the good ol' days.
Schidzo - There's one prop we should have kept in DS9!
Schidzo: Which is why they got away with cheap visual effects.
Schidzo: I love it when a plan comes together
Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
O'Blimey: The label said 'Dry Clean' only!
O'Blimey: I knew there was a reason I joined Sev Fleet.
Oscar van Duijn
Schidzo: Better keep her away from Quirk or she'll jeopardize the entire mission!
Schidzo; Dux I asked you to put on your Uniform!
S: Progress sucks.
Bashful: Now for THAT I´d rassle a Klingoff.
Bashful: "I see London I see France..."
Bashful: I love not being PC
Schidzo: I think I speak for us all when I say, 'Lets kill the Clingon!'
Schidzo: No... Wonder... Quirk talked so... Slowly!
Schidzo: Suddenly I understand Quirk a lot better!
Schidzo: We need to have a word with Sev Fleet about reintroducing the old uniforms!
schidzo: Fine outfit but stay away from quirk, that´s an order
Schidzo: And they cancelled this show after 3 years? Unbelievable!
O'Blimey: That's it. I'm staying in this timezone.
Doctor: So that is where Oohlala got her name!
That's quite a thrill!
O'Blimey: "Wow! Her uniform shrunk!"
Bashful: I've got to timetravel more often!
Schidzo: Perfect. You'll distract Quirk while we snoop around K-9.
Bashful: Captain, why don't WE have this dress code?
Schidzo: Somehow, I can't blame Quirk for his "reputation" anymore!
Schidzo: Drool cleanup crew to the bridge.
Bashful: Sure you weren't genetically enhanced?
Schidzo: This just became a permanent change in uniform!
Schidzo: Dux, bring that outfit with you when we return home!
Schidzo: Suddenly I don't miss Curzon anymore.
O'Blimey: Y'know, technically Kookoo hasn't been born yet...
Bashful: I sooo wish I was born in the 2300s!
S: Now we'll see if ratings are directly linked to hemlines.
Bashful: Well that just goes to show that not all of Sevfleets improvments over the years have been good ones
Bashful: Whoa, do we have to go back to our time?
Bashful: I believe it's time for your physical, Dux.
Dux: You guys better blink soon or your eyeballs will dry out.
O'Blimey - How did they ever get any work done back then?
Schidzo - I can see how Gym Quirk got his reputation!
O'Blimey - NOW will you stop calling her "old man"?
Bashful - I was born 100 years too late!!
Schidz: Not old man... Definitly not old man.
S: Brace for testosterone impact.
B: Thank god for the polyester shortage of 65.
Mouse - jeffries tube 32
Those were the stardates......eh?!!
Schidzo: Dux, I thought I said to get IN uniform, not OUT.
8 of 12
O'Blimey: I've got to read history more often!
8 of 12
Bashful: Don't you just love this time period?
Schidzo : Who knew the old man would have such great legs!
O'Blimey: I don't think I'll repair those uniform replicators just yet....
U§§ ferryboat (~¿~)
Bashful: Tell me again why we changed the uniforms?
Bashful: I never thought of Redshirts actually SLAYING anyone themselves...
Schidzo: We hired her for her brains too!
Schizdo: NOW I see why Quirk was such a ladies' man!
Schidzo: Careful men, we still have to follow the PC directive (sigh!)
Bashful: Those were the days!
O'Blimey: Keiko who?
Bashful: I think I need to schedule a medical exam!
O'Blimey: For the first time ever, I wish I were Barf!
Schidzo: Somehow "old man" doesn't seem quite so appropriate
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