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Translating technobabble

This week let's you write some Sev Trek technobabble and it's plain English translation...

This week's idea was suggested by Angus McLaren. This cartoon was archived on 9/16/2002.

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Funniest Punchlines

Here are some of the funniest punchlines submitted for this cartoon.

9/9/2002:
Nazgul

4.0 Tech: Sir, the plasma flux has been realigned with the quantum oscillation frequency! Translation: The red light and the green light are blinking at the same speed!

9/10/2002:
MindMelda

4.0 Reconfiguring the photon torpedo for instant departure, sir. Translation: I got Measley stuffed in there and we're ready to fire!

9/11/2002:
Trevor Raggatt

3.3 Babble:...and I'm reading high chronoton emissions... Trans:...Oh no, not another daft "time-travel" episode...

9/12/2002:
Steven

3.6 Babble: Activating primary photon emitters : Translation: I am switching the lights on!

9/13/2002:
John Midgley

3.4 Subspace commlink with Ferengi Stock Exchange reveals chronic rise in coffee stocks for Alfalfa Quadrant. Translation: Captain, we’ve finally located Forager!

9/14/2002:
Cmdr. Solomon

3.0 The optical device that so enchances my vision is actually meant for the augmentation and decoration of top-scalp follicals. Trans: I just realized that I'm wearing a hair clip over my eyes..

9/15/2002:
Borged

1.3 Tech: Sev Space is being distorted by a highly focused pulse of energy! Trans: Will you please stop spit polishing your bald spot!

Read many more funniest punchlines for this cartoon (maybe your punchlines are there). Many thanx to The Great Wizzard and Joeno for converting the punchline files.

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